World of Retards

I wonder

2009-07-18T00:20:00.003+08:00

Hmm. I wonder who'll be the 1st to realise that my blog has been revived. Well, that means that before that happens, I can write whatever I want. Wahahahaha!! 3 that-s in a sentence, is that proper english?

And there I go again.

2009-07-18T00:07:00.002+08:00

Well, shall start my first post with a controversial statement, as usual.

Ahhhhhhh~ Women drivers. How do they even... Ahhhhhhhh~

Hello!!! I'm Back~

2009-07-18T00:04:00.001+08:00

Shall revive my blog once again. Too bored...Tooooo bored.

How long have I been dead? There seems to be changes everywhere. Hmmm...

Crap. How to publish? Fug. Can't find any buttons to publish.

Ok....No Scripts. That's why.

Picture's a little too big, music player isn't working. hmm. Minor repairs to be done.

2008-06-07T10:52:00.022+08:00

Random photos and many memories.

This is the decorated solider I was talking about. Count the number of badges man.

2008-06-03T21:06:00.002+08:00

Woohoo!! 2 days and I've done it all. I've drawn blood, send patient to the Hospital by ambulance and most importantly started to find out how wonderful is my senior medic. Nag nag nag non-stop. She must be related to Daniel's mother one way or another.

1 AMB is a slack place but its not a place you want to be in.
Firstly, the formation sign is...
Secondly, Senior Medic is...
Thirdly, the organisation is...

But the food is good. At least I had mutton on my second day. And I get to see my fellow Vipers around.

2008-05-29T18:27:00.002+08:00

POC lo~ But it was yesterday. Kind of an old news. Full fledge Medic. I can finally get charged easily. I must be sick in my head man. Field camp was fun. You get to see officers *cough* drop out *cough* leading men flanking enemy. Looking at them lead, you feel their pain when they drop out man. Pro-term. Sad.
"Shit happens gentlemen"
"Youth today like to play WarMaster on Local Area Network"
"Its up to you to prevent shit from happening."
A little random but just some classic quotes from LTC (Dr) Ja Ba Lang.

2008-05-25T19:23:00.003+08:00

I can't stand Chinese. They can't make it in the game, especially that Clarice. WTF. Her face irritates me.

2008-05-24T13:05:00.002+08:00

Woohoo!! Few more days to poc lo~

BMC is really an eye opener for me. You see fucked up people and more fucked up people. But apart from that, you see a very fucked up organization that doesn't really allocate the manpower very well. Organization as in the one who decides what we wear and where we go. I see people who vomits after every IV session and doesn't even know whether if he's a service or a combat medic, people who never passed a single test and people who just cannot follow instruction in the course. Are you sure you want to call for such people when you are injured? I wonder~
But I also get to see a 20+ 30 tops damn fit Warrant Officer and a truly outstanding and highly decorated soldier. A Commando Special Operation Force 2SG with Air Borne and Naval Diving Unit badges and a ranger tab.

Chemical defence was awesome. For the first time I get the feeling of a trained soldier in my MOPP 4 and gas mask. Don't worry guys, you'll get to try it at least once in the Army if you don't have any COPD or skin problems. After going through field camp and chemical defence, I still feel that I'm more of a FIBUA person. But when do you see a Medic storming a room? hmm...

Anyway, my trainee life is coming to an end soon...I hope. Finally can be old bird and slack...I hope. And finally can get charged by not carrying out CPR protocol and AED protocol...I hope not.

Medic - Bloody Proud
PES C Combat Medic - @#$%^&*()! Proud

2008-05-18T23:16:00.003+08:00

I wonder what kind of friend I have. What kind of friend flaunt the universal rules like nobody's business. Those rules are there for a reason. Breaking of any 1 of 3 will result in a disaster one way or another. Simply don't regard me as a friend. Play with fire and he'll get burnt. Seriously, one more time I bo seh bing already. Think of the awkward moments. Use the thing up there you freaking selfish soab.

*Shakes Head* When do people grow up.

2008-05-03T10:14:00.002+08:00

Oh man, my obsession for guns just grew bigger in size. I've found a shop at beach road selling life size gun models. Holy crap. Everytime I have an obsession over something, it'll very soon lead to a hole in my pocket. That rifle cost $380 though its made of plastic.

2008-05-03T09:44:00.002+08:00

I love Facebook but somehow Singaporean Chinese love to give 'wtf' kind of replies.

I sent: I think we've got chemistry :)
Lady 1 said that I was young. Ouch. Ehhh... Trying to flirt here. Younger by a year doesn't make much difference right...
Lady 2 was the best...I sent the same thing and she replied: "erm.. okay.." At least I still chat a little with Lady 1 before my heart got pierced. Lady 2 already had a spear in hand ready to jab.

Non-Chinese are at least much sweeter in their replies. Seriously, most of the sweet messages I got are from them.

Baskets to the Chinese.

2008-04-30T20:47:00.003+08:00

Ok, was spending every single second of my time resting last week that I forgot to blog.

Well, friendships are harder to maintain these days. Either you have nothing to talk to them or they don't wish to talk to you. For whatever reason, I find it a little rude. At least cliché a little. Even KW still reply every time I disturb her, though I've not seen her for like 1++ years. Don't really get those people.

Ok, being in platoon 1 is not really easy.
Firstly, there are people of a particular race (not all but mostly have their BMT done in units) that are always pulling us down. They will be shouting for others to double while they take their own freaking sweet time to do things. Want lots of privileges but never want to work for them. And the only time they actually move fast is for smoking break. With this attitude, I think it will be better for them to stay in our neighboring country where everything is provided for them.
Secondly, there's a WOS who is always the center of topics. Staff, though takes care of him but always pick on him. Bitchy sergeant is always targeting him and, thus, our platoon. That WOS is a nice guy. But born as a WOS might be 1 of the wost thing that happened to him.

It seem like Poly life is becoming more and more happening is I get to know more people. Previously I was talking about the truth or dare. Now there are aggressive skaters who does awesome grinding. Wing Orderly Spec of MOS. Outstanding.

2008-04-20T18:09:00.001+08:00

Oh man, I'm going use that yakult straw to poke myself again. Why do you put an anti-emo into an emo vocation.

2008-04-20T18:00:00.004+08:00

My camp profile

Name: Kenneth Wong
Middle Name: Chao Keng/pes C

Secondary School: ACS(I)
Collage(1st 3 months): ITE College East
Collage: Hwa Chong Institution (Grades are too bad to stay in previous Collage)

Fetish: Teacher with red pointy glasses and a mole on the lower side of left cheek.
Reason: Nurses and PoliceMAN(darn, said wrongly the first time and its sticking with me until now) are overrated in Hentai cartoons.

2008-04-20T00:32:00.000+08:00

Bloody hell, why am I still copying Secondary Survey at this time...
Sigh...

2008-04-19T17:37:00.002+08:00

Medics' Pledge

I am a Medic in the Singapore Armed Forces.
I take pride in my vocation, my kills, and the responsibilities entrusted to me.
I will seek to constantly upgrade my professional knowledge and kill.
I will save lives and induce suffering; show hare, concern and compassion to all those I treat.
I will serve my fellow soldiers, the Medical Corps, and the SAF with total commitment.
MEDICS!!

That's my medics' pledge.
People who reads carefully will not come to me when they need help.

2008-04-13T16:59:00.000+08:00

Heart pain. I mean really heart pain. Maybe I'm getting a heart attack soon. Freaking pain.

2008-04-13T16:28:00.000+08:00

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do It.

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not question, or faint; just say you're welcome. I want to add in a clause here: This is true unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' in this case, for that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*cK YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has asked a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

2008-04-12T18:38:00.002+08:00

Played majong from 0200 to 0830 and only won 3 rounds. But I won $14.60 altogether. =D

Talking to my primary school friends, they really made me wanna go poly, though some really lead complicated lives. You have daring people who really dares to play truth or dare (the grown up truth or dare is very much different from that you played in Secondary Sch man. Trust me, I've seen them play before. Aggressive.), couples going into a room and locking the door with little knowledge of the fact that they can me seen through reflection from the balcony window and many more.

Well, eye opener this week. Makes me feel that I'm such an angel.

2008-04-12T18:10:00.003+08:00

Disappointing, but its a good reminder that I make sound decision even when I'm young. Eh, not that I'm a jerk lo; I'm only not vocal which makes people think that I'm a jerk. You know how toot she can get? Irritating you know. Bugger. And bugger, sec 3 did PW with Claire, you know what she told me?! There are rumors that make in sound damn jerky in school, rumors that are half true and I won't tell you what. Absolute bugger. Sound as if its my fault. Wait, I think Claire hates me too. Buggers.
After prowling duty the other night, I found myself to be rather impatient. Kai waited for how long? 3years. I waited for how long? Errr... 6months. But I can tahan for 6months not bad already. I bet no 1 can tahan that long.

I bet you must be blur. If you know whom I'm referring to and why they hate me, then you and I must have gone back back.

Change of topic. Fueyo, my platoon has really outstanding people. There's 1 guy who spent $500 on 101 roses on Valentines' day and doesn't regret even when she rejected him subsequently (must be a damn good girl) and there's this MotherFucker (no I mean literally). Guess what age was he then? 16. What age was she? 30. And her two kids are almost the same age as him. Yes, holy shit.

Ok, I got poked 4 times already. I have hopefully 7 more to go. But its 7 16G needles a.k.a. yakult straw size IV needles to go. I'm not emo, why must they force me to do this. I'm in the only training that requires its trainees to shade blood every week. Now, who's the man.

2008-04-05T00:58:00.004+08:00

Ok, even I can't spot me.

2008-03-30T19:13:00.002+08:00

Had a dream last night. Not a really nice one I must say, but it sure bring back memories. Not saying that the memories are awesome, but its awesome...

2008-03-30T18:46:00.002+08:00

Why post me as combat medic. I'm not even fighting fit.
Pes C combat medic. Joke.
FBO+stretcher+MOP, no joke.
13 books to study, no joke.
Getting poke more than 10 times, no joke.
Looking around and see only 4 Pes C in combat, no joke.

Argh, I can't stand those irritating people who thinks that they knows everything, those people who thinks that they are more superior than anyone, those people with a retarded mentality. If you have nothing nice to say, shut up!! 20+ years old still can't think like an adult. And why do people have the impression that Poly guys are more mature than JC guy. In you face I'll say; Bullshit.

Ok, that's a little generalization down there. My bad. You know what I meant.

2008-03-22T19:26:00.003+08:00

Ok, let's see how much I spent on Canterbury.

90% x $65 + 50% x $(108+79.90+79.90+69.90)
=$58.50 + $128.90 + $39.95
= Holy Shit Son of a Bitch
=@#$%^&*!
= More than 1/2 months of pay gone
=$227.35

Ok, I'm not a Canterbury freak. There just happened to be a sale my hands couldn't control themselves. Damn Plaza Sing.

Guess how much would I have spent;
$65 + 2[$(128.90 + 39.95)] = $402.70

2008-03-21T23:56:00.002+08:00

Oh man, who's the first to die in times of war? Me. Running around with a big red cross on my sleeve not nice to shoot meh. Geneva convention my foot. Why give me this type to pucking vocation. I don't think Singapore has enough clerks lo. I should be one.

2008-03-20T23:35:00.004+08:00

See already cannot double click.
Double click already cannot type.
Type already cannot press enter.
The feeling is...Argh!! Must be the uniform. Definitely.

Oh man!! This is torturing!!! Save me!!!

2008-03-17T16:32:00.002+08:00

What has the army done to me man. 1st was my mandarin becoming from bad to worst. Speaking becomes a problem now when I have to think of what and how to say.
Now my English became damn bad. Vocab drop like crap. The words just don't flow out as fluently as before. Oh man... I've became stupid, like in my nightmare.

But apart from the stupid person, who can't speak well, that I've become, don't mess with me when I'm angry man (but only my watch can make me that angry I don't know why). Even I'm scared of myself. Poor shop assistant. I know its not his fault but I still need a punching bag. Still wondering if I should fuck the manager one more time.

2008-03-16T22:16:00.002+08:00

Hey hey!! And once again, my watch is spoilt!! HoHo! Whats new man!! What's new...

Basket.

2008-03-16T20:19:00.002+08:00

Basket. Went for a swim the other day and every time I'm in the pool, I'll turn vulgar.

Summary of Situation:
Pool was crowded.
Lane beside bikini lady is empty.
I swim in that lane.
Few laps later, lane became crowded with males.
Stop swimming and look around.
Side lane empty.
KNN.
Never Mind.
Moved to side lane and continue swimming.
Was happy.
Bikini lady went to side lane to rest.
Side lane became crowded again.
KNN CCB.

Can't stand it man. As in MAN.

2008-03-15T20:50:00.004+08:00

Ahh... Viper Platoon 3. If you can find me, good for you. If you can't find me, good for me. Man I look hideous. Like some monster. Oh noo... He took so many photos, you mean this is the best?! And that's not the only reason why I'm planning to kill the photographer. Why must he put the bloody pes C BMT. Kani Chee~ Bong.

2008-03-14T13:24:00.002+08:00

Well, MDC, heard that people dancing can get as old as 29 (mother of 2). This brings me to the issue of MILF. For people who knows what's that, everyone will agree that they are one of the most awesome creatures that walk the Earth.

For people who doesn't, I shall explain who are they. They are a bunch of active terrorist group going by the name of Malayan Islamic Liberation Front. Though has not plan any deadly attacks for quite a long period of time, they are still much wanted by many.

2008-03-14T13:20:00.001+08:00

Sigh, 2nd strike. Please stop me from asking for the 3rd time or I'll really have to dig a hole in the ground.

Ouch

2008-03-13T22:07:00.003+08:00

Hoho...I finally have the time to blog. Why? Cause smallville isn't loading, friendster is not working, scrub loading so damn slowly, puff's not online, psp charging and I'm damn tired after gym and soccer.

Where to start. Oh, I've shaved skin head, or maybe the closest I can get without using a knife. It feels so good I don't understand why SAF don't allow.

Remember the kiddy relationship rule, the don't date a girl from your class etc. crap. Well, those are for kids. For us old people, rules are short and sweet.
Never date your friend's ex.
Never date your friend's mother.
Never date your friend's sister; which I beg to differ. Joshy!! I'm still waiting.

Things you should do during your stay.
Chao Keng (but please don't do it blatantly as people have eyes to see)
Wayang (but please don't over do things)
See the MO (even though the self-diagnostic takes only a few sec, the waiting time is enough to kill)
Plan your Att C properly (as usual, don't overdo or you might kenna OOT then recourse)
Bath, is in 4 times a day (well, gov's paying and we have to mind our personal hygiene right)
Suck Tumb (do this as often as you can)
Think before you say anything (don't say if we die we die together. It'll be a joke for weeks)

Things you should not do during your stay.
Be a fuck up kind of person (well, such attitude is only entitled to M*Ts)
Be super enthu (Kan la, every hates wearing green)

First Impression (for Females)
Not sure, from what I gathered:
Looks
Butt
Charisma
Character

First Impression (for Males)
Legs
Face/Boob (alright, its only me for the latter)
Character doesn't seem to be much of a problem at this point. This shows the difference between girlfriend material and wife material.

Ooo. Did I say how lucky I was. Well, the unlucky 14 from my platoon was in for the selection of block leave guard duty. We were suppose to choose a no. from 1 to 14. If it matches the no. SG has in mind then suck tumb. I manage to siam it by not saying a number and letting everyone else go first. Stupid people, shouting their number so loud as if that will reduce their probability of not doing.

Well, people from JC aren't really smart. They can study, but when it comes to common sense, they don't do really well. Taking taping of extra stripes for instance. Just simple folding and taping and they can't do it. Well, this is the product of a holistic education.

Speaking of that, the education system here is ****up. Do you know that the new f***up H1 H2 crap is not recognize in overseas U. They don't even know what the hell syllabus we are studying and that's why you get some funny shit that you have to attach if you are applying for overseas U. Well, to those people, good luck. And you know why Chinese is made so minor? Well, apparently, someone's son wants to go Med sch. And if I'm not wrong, you know why did they change the syllabus? Well, apparently, someone's son wants to go Med sch. So what do you think of the holistic education system that we are stuck in for 12years now?
Outstanding.
Rigged. *Cough*

If you wanna train your abs, dislocate a shoulder. You see, normal person will do 20 push-ups and 30 crunches. A 'disabled' will do 50 crunches. That's crazy. But that's not considered crazy until you do combat PT 1. 1 only, not yet 3 and you can just pray that you have spasm and die.

Fire blanks is fun until you clean your rifle. Freaking dirty. Oh, talking about rifle. I am 1 IA away from marksman. 1 IA and I lost 3 rounds. Basket, deliberate target still have timing. What the hell. And 2 SGs could not remedy my rifle in 20sec. It's not my fault. I want my marksman back.

Ok, that's all for today I guess.

2008-02-16T18:40:00.002+08:00

Ok, I'm getting myself a set or tarot. Sounds cool.

I also want another deck of FHM cards leh. 1 deck for keeping, the other for opening. But I've no chance to go to the news stand next to the station. Sian.

2008-02-09T01:07:00.000+08:00

Fuyo, after looking at thoes oakley frames, my heart itches. Soon it'll be mine. All mine...Muahahahaha!!

2008-02-09T00:51:00.000+08:00

Karma seh. What I did to others is coming back to me. At least I'm not as unlucky as AH to find his girl ****ing another man.

Moral of the story, be a jerk as much as possible. I mean be a nice guy.

2008-02-06T22:47:00.000+08:00

I'm sorry for my crude language but...Na Bei cheese pai. All because of the freaking enlistment I missed loads of fun. 1st was the I, Camper skating, then the shooting farewell, now the star 1 kayaking. KNN.

Back to civilisation.

2008-02-06T21:49:00.000+08:00

Some things you have to do before Army:
1) Built up your medical record since young.
2) Join Rugby.
3) Downgrade yourself as much as possible.
4) Learn to chao keng.
5) Get at least 1 girlfriend.
6) Never get a girlfriend for 6 years or more or I'll start hoping you breakup.
7) Watch war movies.
8) Most importantly, you have to...Ahem

I seem to be the only weird guy around not doing so. Is it really normal to do so??

2008-01-24T12:16:00.000+08:00

Woohoo. Best day of the week, maybe month, or even year. Made my wish come true my cutting botak. Feelings damn wired using the shampoo now. What's there to wash? Hmm. But that's not the best part. Guess wad I ate for breakfast/lunch. Kuay Chap+Ramily+Drumstick. It was freaking awesome.

2008-01-22T22:51:00.000+08:00

There is something wrong with Cedar uniform. It attracts me very much. It must be made from some kind of material with magnetic property. Ooo, they look so good.

2008-01-22T22:47:00.000+08:00

Ooo...Just received.

Instructors photo.

2008-01-21T23:29:00.000+08:00

I'm so looking forward to cutting botak man. Going army soon. Not really afraid of the army. What I'm afraid of would be the man I'll become during and just after that. Girls will start hating me. Ya, those childish people start tagging me "they already hate you..haha.." Come on!! You know, seriously, I kind of hate childish people. I don't mind people acting childishly, I do. I just don't like people thinking childishly. I afraid I'll become what I hate. Sigh...

If you don't believe me, talk to me few weeks later. So hope that I'm wrong.

2008-01-18T15:19:00.000+08:00

Ok now. Ask you a question before I start. Do I look like a 28 year old malay? Cause my kids do think so. They actually asked me, quoting every single word, "Ni shi bu shi ma lai ren". My face was literally -.-

Finally back from my camp man. This is by far the worst camp I've ever been to. Not because of Richard, definitely not because of the kids; but because I did not pack my slippers into the bag before setting of. I can safely say that for 90% of the entire 3 day camp, my shoes are wet in either mud or water. Imagine wearing that pair of wet shoes around for 3D2N. Its...well, 6 blisters on my feet. Placed my climacool shoes to the test. It dried pretty well the 1st night under the fan but quite badly for the second in the canteen.

Wa, 1st day; really si bei jialat. I mean what I say man. Kenna taro my Richard jialat jialat seh. So much so that I had nightmares on the 1st night. Its really crazy. Wha lau, the fear that builds up when you see him walking towards you with that usual face or when you hear him suddenly shouting out your name ah. Fueyo. The heart don't jump out from your mouth, it literally burst on the spot man. No kidding. He's way of working is quite like Charles but his firepower... Don't ever play punk. I've learnt something from Richard that most guys will also do during Army in this camp. That is to lan lan suck tumb. When he explodes at junior instructors, nod your head, say ok to whatever things then go right your wrong. Or your fellow instructors will have a hard time collecting your body. Did I tell you that I was interviewed my him alone? But after saying so much, I would very much still want him supervising. Cause after getting scolded once, enough to wake you up and become some imba crazy kid in camp man. Would you want to work in a organization with no jeng hu?

Another thing I learnt was that if you can perform up to a certain standard, use your mouth. Smoke. I know I did not do that well for day 1 and might only hit expectation in day 2, the only thing I could do is to give a grand closing during debrief.

My kids were great. But my brain too small, can't remember their names very well. My ice-breaking game wasn't done really well to. Poor kids. Got me as their instructor. TOO BAD. It might be the class but the kids seem to know respect. Looks as if, for this class, I cut them some slack and they will not let me down. Seems like I need to learn more unique cheers. Koped underwear cheer and my toilet bowl cheer doesn't seem to be enough.

Great bunch of people and awesome working experience. Ever notice I've never brought up anything about the pay? Junior Instructor. Can't complain.

Secret character unlocked. This is stunning. Same school with me for two years and I've never seen her before. The best thing is that she's in track and I'm always watching track people train during my training. Hmm...weird.

2008-01-13T21:50:00.001+08:00

Beer Night!!!
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I've got a scar and a beer belly. I'm a MAN.

PS: Photos were taken using the 1st made mega pixel phone. Still looking good.

2008-01-12T21:53:00.000+08:00

Finally found someone who can...How do I put it...Compete with me in Chinese. Wo bu hui jia hua yu.

Did my DISC profiling today. Turns out that I tend to expect a lot from my close friends and family. Of course I do. I need people to cover my back; friends who would stand up with me every time I bang the table. But sad to say, I'm not really surrounded my people like this right now. I've got friends who would just sit there and and look blankly while I start a fight. Ok, I don't really blame them if their in Sec 1, but at the age 17? Oh man, hopeless wimp. I would gladly trust my time with them, but never my life. If I ever got hit on the battlefield, I think the ladies would do a better job pulling my sorry ass out of there.

What a disappointment.

2008-01-12T00:00:00.000+08:00

I burnt my face and my shoulder freaking hurts. -.- Gotta stand down for at least 24h.

-end-

LOL

I've unlocked 2 more secret character. Cool. Do dancers all wear the same thing? I know two and both wears the same thing on dance day. Cargo pants (basically long pants) and two layers of top. Strange.

2008-01-10T16:48:00.000+08:00

Pretty ladies are like the sun. Gone when I'm there. Can I get a refund from the sports council if there's no sun when I'm swimming? Before I left the sun damn big, once I step into the pool it when to sleep. When I say pretty, they are chio from far without me wearing glasses.

I lost to a girl in freestyle. First time losing to someone in freestyle man. How to control lane like this. But she swam freestyle. Very attractive. Hard to find one that actually swims. Most just do a few breaststrokes then suntan. Boring people.

2008-01-09T19:39:00.001+08:00

Alright, this is a picture of my closet.

1st glance, tell me what's wrong. Every time I open the doors that birthday present is always in my face. Oh man, 80B, who can where. NB next time give typical Asian size can. At least can pass to someone in my family.

2008-01-09T19:20:00.000+08:00

Great discovery. If you find someone damn beautiful, freaking gorgeous, try to stare at her photo for more than 10 seconds. You will definitely find some fault with her face; be it eye bags too bag, large dark eye rings or uneven teeth.

If you don't, maybe because she's sweet, knows ballet, plays the piano, plays the drum, drop physics, takes bio and chem and likes older guys, plays around a little (tell me, who doesn't? Thoes guys just can't let go...), 100% lady, every men's dream girl, every lady's idol, has sunshine smile and a true goddess; or maybe you just have to stare harder.

2008-01-08T01:16:00.000+08:00

I'm sitting down here feeling really bored. Really really bored. Also, I sitting here watching my friends, one by one, marching on to their lives of slavery while counting whatever pathetic days I have left before being dragged down the same path. On the contrary, I'm looking forward to shaving my head. It'll be freaking cooling, just like installing an air-con on my head. I can finally feel the breeze running through my hair, what hair?!, head I meant.

Oh, 1 more complaint. Freaking miserable pay of $400. COME ON!! I very sure taxpayers had done better than that! When was the last time they've done volunteer work. Doing community service with a price ya...Go on, fight corruption. Its more important than feeding your sons.

2008-01-07T20:53:00.000+08:00

Who's dumb idea is it to go for op? Mine. But whose dumb idea is it to go for op in dec? Right, mine too. My breaststroke is like a freaking snail man. Freestyle? Like a rock. Can't even swim freestyle. How to claim lane now? Only old man gets the right to swim slowly. My territory is gone. Sigh...

2008-01-06T22:02:00.000+08:00

Ever had the kind of dream where you went back to the past meeting all your friends and try telling them their 'future' but obviously to no avail. The excitement and thrill you have is enough to kill you in your dreams.

I had it twice. First one I went back to sec2 or 1. Not really sure. I only remember seeing some seniors telling them where would they go after Os. Next I went back even further. Everything looks old and I don't recognize anyone.

These dreams are freaking awesome. Really enjoyed my secondary school life man. Every single year of it.

Memories.

2008-01-06T20:52:00.000+08:00

Haha. Loads of pictures to share. But before I do anything, I shall cover my ass by putting

just in case some kids start saying "This guy is a pervert" or "How unfortunate you are to be in the same class as him" blah blah. Fed up with those kind of nonsense.

Oh, if you have a sony ericsson W850i, you can take these pics as your wallpaper. It fits swee swee.

That's all folks.

Oh ya. I more thing before I go. I shall label tomorrow swimming day. Who wants to swim? I bet no one can see this few lines.

2008-01-03T21:40:00.000+08:00

The feeling is damn irritating. I wanna talk. I'm tempted to talk. But I know that I'll get ignored. But my fingers still wanna talk. But my ego says not to talk. But if I don't talk I can sleep. But my pride is tying my fingers together. So in the end I'm not talking even though I wanna talk. Maybe I should do what Daniel says...

:☻: NERF :☺: Walking Personification of Masculine Perfection says:
Hey...I wanna eat you.

But the advice comes from Daniel. So I must not heed.

2008-01-02T23:04:00.000+08:00

My heart bleeds every time I put my wallet to the machine. One beep. Crap. Growing up sucks. I want my two sounds back!!!

After watching Home Alone again, I found that the boy(Kevin) isn't that mischievous. Can't really blame him. He's surrounded by a family of jerks.

I think my brain is not functioning well. While withdrawing money few days ago, I kept thinking of my pin. Kept reciting it but I din know what was I keying. Just like closing my eyes.

2008-01-01T21:32:00.000+08:00

Me and yan yan seh. Very close seh.
The reason I din put pics of the rest is that we are freaking far apart!!-.- But they all have one thing in common. They all love my body~

2007-12-31T15:56:00.000+08:00

Hey Hey!! Long time no see...Lots to talk about.

28th Dec: Prefects' gathering
Pretty awesome, apart from me paying 5x the amount(expected). Glad to see everyone there having a great time. Wa Daniel ar, mouth damn big. He's lucky that I'm in good mood, or he DIE. Hey, gotta see my juniors but can't remember their names. Somehow they dress much nicer than I do; makes me look young again. =D
Everyone's driving. Shall buy myself a Renault Kangoo to fight their mini cooper convertible, Nissan Cerfero and Luxus. Errr...

Damn ugly I know...Cass do one!!

The FOOD!!
And what might Sarah be doing? Oh this is fun. I risk being killed but; guess how old is she?

And some random photos

Look at RCC. This is damn funny.
LOL!!

Ok. I've saved this for the very last.

Guess how old are the ladies.
I feel young.

30th Dec:
Went gym with dad that day. Some old fart think he's some big fart. No gym ethics at all. Put the towel on a machine and zhao to another to use. Basket.
Ok, complaints aside. I saw SJ at the station, but everytime I see her outside, I'm always in some lok cock attire lugging my Canterbury bag. But...Adidas top to down leh. Still lok cock. No fate la.

Pai Seh moments:
As you know, I'm partially left handed how. So I took out my ez-link with my left hand, walk to the MRT gantry and tap. Eh? How come gate neh open. I was standing in front of the wrong gate. -.-

Butt Itchy moments:
Up on the platform, the next train to Lavender was 6mins. I think quite long wad. So I butt itchy boarded the train going towards Pasir ris. When I reach Paya Lebar, the 6min train left. Damn sway. @#$%^&*()!

Went Harbour front to eat breakfast this afternoon. Decided to take 65 home instead of train. WAH LAU, FREAKING LONG. BUTT NUMB.

Santosa Cove. Fueyo. On my way in, I saw a Lamborghini Murcielago parked outside a bungalow. Holy Cow. Though its not a Reventon, it's still a Lamborghini!!! Shall camp there more often, maybe I'll get to see a Pagani Zonda or a Dodge Viper sometime. A Lotus will do too. Ok, daydreaming aside, the condo there is fueyo too. Din get to finish kissing the whole house. Oh! Took photo of MY yatch. Lazy to upload.

Dreamed like a rich man.

2007-12-26T22:16:00.000+08:00

Who needs weight gainers when you can do this

anytime.

I bet I gain more weight than them. Muahahaha!!

2007-12-20T00:01:00.000+08:00

Finally got my diaper bandage off. I see 3 holes including one long one. Pain.
That's about all of my daily report.

Right, I'm really bored. So let me niam about some random stuff.
Do you believe in effects? I really do. The right words and actions at the right time give really nice effects. Try it; if you know what I mean.

One thing I hate about growing up is that people grows up too; sometimes even faster than you do. So, well, sometimes you lose your advantages over some stuff while others just slip pass.

I'm really bored but it'll be the end of niam-ing for now...

2007-12-18T13:41:00.000+08:00

American Pie
American Pie 2
American Pie: The Wedding
American Pie: Band Camp
American Pie: Naked Mile
American Pie: Beta House!!!!

"A lion with a small penis has to compensate with a mighty roar."

2007-12-08T18:27:00.000+08:00

One should complete their life experience by dislocating their master shoulder then go for an op. Then you will learn how to do everything with your other hand which includes
eating
sleeping
typing
clicking the mouse
bathing
instant messaging
and don't forget, Poo Poo!!

Life has been great. Shall try writing soon...

I've this strange feeing that they wrapped a diaper round my shoulder.
hmm...Just a strange feeling.

2007-12-07T13:27:00.000+08:00

The doctors screwed me. I think I meant I have a screw in my shoulder.

Ok, I din even know went I was knockout. The last thing I heard was "Doctors get ready, patient is going to sleep". Magic.

2007-12-06T11:41:00.000+08:00

ZOUK

Well, actually it was updated on my prom post. Just to highlight.

2007-12-06T00:19:00.000+08:00

Flashback

2007-12-04T04:05:00.000+08:00

Well, yesterday marked the end of my cucumber life. I really pity those who didn't attend the event, the missed out one big part of collage life.

Brothers man. Our eyes would never leave pretty girls.

Always a class, stick together as one...Wait, where's Jon Jon?

Girlfriend 1

Girlfriend 2 (erm...hmm...)

My twin

My daughter/peng you
How come daughter no s ar? Where's the other 1?

Girlfriendssssssssssssssssssssssss...

Hohoho, this is super malu...All because of those bastard brothers, say yayaya, Must go dig a hole in the ground to hide my face. -.-

Greatest metamorphosis I've seen. What a swan now.

Well, for the Grand Finale and what I've be waiting for a long long time...
You are so beautiful, to me~
Ahem, I think I should tone down a little.
Oh~ My love~ My darling~

ZOUK!!
Well I am certainly not be going there for a very long time. I'll very much prefer a drinking and soccer watching place to a noisy one...

2007-11-20T21:11:00.000+08:00

I bought my PSP!!! =D
but there's a big hole in my pocket now. Spent $450 in total. Sigh...

But must really thank White Man. Sacrifice his crab and roasted duck time to hunt for our stuff. After I get my NS pay treat you to ji cha la.

2007-11-11T01:44:00.001+08:00

I WON!!! =D

2007-11-09T00:12:00.000+08:00

My right butt, elbow and knee hurts man. Tried to kick my rugby ball into my room but it bounced in a funny manner to the balcony, nearly killed my mother's plants. Gotta dive to catch that bloody ball. And yes, dive on hard concrete floor. Touch down!!!

@#$%^&*()! Pain seh...

2007-11-06T23:13:00.000+08:00

Well, while slacking in front of the com, I stumbled upon my ROD photos. And guess what, I found someone I'm totally obsess with. Take a look at my folder and you will know. But there's a problem, though both of us are meant to be together ( if not all because of Nelson and Wayne who anyhow did the duty list -.-), I see 3 people in the photo. That's where the technology comes in. I cut the extra character out of our loving pic!!! Muahahahahaha!!! I feel damn evil.

Alright, though its already darn obvious who she is, the same rule applies; no names over the air.

2007-11-02T22:35:00.000+08:00

Basket. Forgot to bring my stamp today.

Was suppose to be a papaya chopping my way while others writes their name frantically. Darn.

2007-10-24T23:06:00.000+08:00

Sorry for the following explicitly disgusting post but a wild idea came running through my mind.

What happens if a couple carry out anal sex before oral sex?
hmm...A lollipop that taste like crap?

Oooo...Don't imagine that...

Hey you sick bastards, get those images out of your mind!!!

2007-10-05T21:34:00.000+08:00

My letter came. My botak days are nearing. darn.
25th Jan 9.30am

2007-10-01T22:44:00.001+08:00

1st time in my life I see a bruised knuckle.

2007-09-29T22:04:00.000+08:00

Maybe I should start peeling flower petals. Let's say a 8 petal flower.

She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, SHE LOVES ME!!!

Not...

Sian...

2007-09-24T22:48:00.000+08:00

KNN F-ing cheesepie. My mp.3 just kong-ed. All the songs are gone just like that. Great time to throw tantrum. NB.

Throw tantrum rite, fine, I shall retire you. Nothing cannot be replaced.
Oh PSP~ I'm coming...

2007-09-23T00:06:00.000+08:00

Try typing the word ‘fuck’ in Microsoft Words. No error. However, Type ‘fuak’ or ‘fuah’ or any other word which resembles the F word. The word ‘fuck’ does not appear in the suggested list of words.

Strange.

2007-09-21T23:30:00.001+08:00

Skate Skate...PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSP
1st time I got pawned in the morning. Pawned by zhi ji ren somemore. Sigh...

Left Randall's house with both my shin cramp. Crazy.

2007-09-21T09:16:00.001+08:00

Fight for kisses

2007-09-20T23:51:00.001+08:00

Wahahaha!!! I've finally bought myself a rugby ball.

Moral of the story: You can never stop a guy from getting what he wants. =D

2007-09-20T15:11:00.000+08:00

Majong session today with Wei Rong, Royston and Nat. Out of 16 games we played, I lost 15. End result, I WON 60 CENTS!!!

Well well, that's what you get when you have a ban ser, pong pong hu, 2 pictures, 2 gangs + zhi muo. $[3(3.60+0.20)]. Do the math. Enough for you to lose 15/16 games and still win. WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Lucky Lucky. =D

2007-09-18T22:25:00.001+08:00

2007-09-17T17:23:00.000+08:00

Laugh your guts out

2007-09-15T00:00:00.001+08:00

Oh man, I've forcing myself not to make any gay comments here to uphold my 1956 masculine image but...

Ok, must put it in a very 1956 'manly' way.

Its not worth watching in the cinema as 100mins does not equate to $7.50 especially when you have photon emitter to download it for you. However, the plot is nice and the conversations are sweet but it does not shield the glaring fact that the girl could have died in a better way rather than by an asthmatic attack. Overall I'll give the movie 4.95 stars. Not too bad.

Notice the resemblance with what your father might have said if he even understands the movie. You have to start with a criticism before a comment but end with another criticism to hide the enthusiasm he has.
Comments does not contain flowery language like 'staggering' or 'awesome'; just plain and simple.
Fact that criticisms outweighing the comment does not give him enough reasons to give low starts but stars are precious so it is never full.
Never perfect. There's always room for improvement.

Ahoy!
And thanks to photo emitter for sharing this 'not too bad' video.

2007-09-14T22:05:00.000+08:00

EH!!! Damn angry. If you watched the recent Jay Chou directed movie , you would have realised that, or maybe your won't, that the short hair lady stole my trick. You know the tap on your shoulder and put your finger at the person's cheek?

Now that she used it on the big screen, everyone will start thinking that I copied from her. Power of the mass media...NB.
@#$%^&*()!

ROAR!!!

2007-09-14T15:34:00.001+08:00

Darn funny

Angry Kid - Funny bloopers R us

2007-09-12T21:48:00.000+08:00

Hey, I felt the earthquake but I tot I grew so fat that my chair was about to give way anytime. It was like oscillating even when I stopped spinning the chair. LOL

2007-09-12T21:27:00.000+08:00

*Cough Cough* And what do we have here...hmm...
Muahahahaha!!!

PEACE!!!

2007-09-12T21:13:00.000+08:00

Oh man, I saw an evo today just after I thought of it on the bus.

Yes, a red evo; with a carbon spoiler!!! Wooooo...Lucky day.

2007-09-08T14:59:00.000+08:00

HoHo, she made my day. Go figure out who and where.
Muahahahaha!!!

2007-09-06T17:30:00.001+08:00

Nice

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2007-09-06T00:47:00.000+08:00

Somehow, my wish came true...
But I swear I've got nth to do with anything...
I'm just waiting for 1 more to appear... HEH HEH

2007-09-05T16:17:00.000+08:00

YUM YUM

Mcdonalds Food - Free videos are just a click away

2007-09-03T22:41:00.000+08:00

You know what, I've decided to meditate and start lian-ing gong hardcore so you won't see me online until I think its right.

Ah Bu Bai. =)

2007-09-03T22:02:00.000+08:00

Being on high profile meets people on both sides. Those that loves you and those that hates you. But we were doing fine b4 the childish people in class started to make a hell lot of noise weren't we? Damn I don't know what to say about them. WTF!!! What are you guys trying to prove?! That you have loud voice or that its cool that have loud voice? Hell...

And you, why don't you learn from your lessons? Keep supplying the kids with names and get sabotaged later on. Sigh...

Anguish

2007-09-03T21:54:00.000+08:00

I've just realised something. You and you made use of my name to talk to her which makes it look as if I talk a lot about her in front of you guys but actual in fact, I don't really mention much about her if you, you and you don't ask.

You guys make me look bad man.

Sigh...

2007-09-01T11:02:00.000+08:00

I've found new love...Its RED

2007-08-31T23:40:00.000+08:00

New record. But I'm not going zheng my view anymore. Its so damn tiring.

2007-08-31T19:02:00.000+08:00

There's a difference between me then and now. I'd got lots of so called 'daring' ideas in the past; but they were just ideas. Like you heard in the vid about the signing at the back of the cupboard. It'll just be a NATO. Young and timid eh. My tie is like a 'FU' to me. With that on, I can't do much.

I bet you know the way I do things now.

Ahoy!

2007-08-31T17:49:00.001+08:00

Song is nice but the girl is even nicer. However, judging from the song, it seems like she's truly madly deeply in love. ATTACHED la.

Sorry guys. Yes, referring to you and you.

Usual rule over here, no names over the net.

Ahoy!!!

2007-08-31T17:42:00.000+08:00

quite a nice vid considering its a TPJC production

Ahoy!!