Friday, September 29, 2006

Let me try combining all the names together ya?

Sian, thats why, I wish upon a star that a dollar will be here. Maybe I can start by drinking Jasmine tea, eating bread with Strawberry Jam and playing games on my GC. Hope that I have a low CG, don't wanna lose my balance. But as if it will all happen... + D

Decode it...Enjoy!

Posted by Retard at 9:38 PM

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Some say I look like Ultraman, some say I look like David Beckham. Actually, I'm neither.

I'm only a Chicken with a funny black hair, digging for Kryptonite on this one way street...

Posted by Retard at 7:16 PM

As usual, we were playing bridge outside LT1...I wasn't playing...However, my role was the most important that day...I was the third party separating 2 love birds...HEH HEH...

If I were gay, I'll be the luckiest gay on earth...WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted by Retard at 12:45 AM

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Hey people...Show you guys porn..

He said She said

DISCLAIMER: This is rated M18. Don't come to me after watching and complain I din state. However, its hard for me to say whether its male or female porn. Its neither.

For best after effects, let it complete buffering before watching.

Please please please hold your mouth together after watching...I guarantee you mouth wil sure to drop...Get ready a bucket too if you have a weak stomach...

Have fun!!!

Posted by Retard at 10:55 PM

Hey Hey...Thanks to Rinus, my video is edited!!!! COOL!!

OK...Camera Man: Wei Rong

Posted by Retard at 9:20 PM

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Disclaimer: Men who are still living in self-denial, you can choose not to read.

Let me give you a brief anatomy of Man.

In general, there are two types of Man. One goes for looks. The other goes for boobs. Very few go for whats really inside. Superficial I know. But we are MEN.

Ah~ Men who are reading this. Stop lying. Its useless. She knows exactly where you are looking when you say Hi. No point defending yourself.

Wanna know which type I belong to? Try saying Hi to me and you will know. But what I can say about myself is that I belong to a different type of Man. Sadly, the type labeled as jerks. But like my teacher said, ladies of my age go for bad boys. Dont they? ;>

Posted by Retard at 10:22 PM

Wow...Sunday...And what am I doing so early in the morning? What else...Hey hey hey...I'm STUDYING...NOT playing...Do we need to memorise formation of Cyanides, Nitriles and Amines? My brain has kind of reached its saturation point. Feel like burning myself with phenol. No...Too painful. Maybe i should try over inhalation of cyanide gas? Or drinking benzene?Ah~ I know...I shall try blowing myself up with 2,4,6-trinitrometylbenzene. Can someone help to pick my limbs up after I've done so?

Gosh...Even God gets to rest on Sunday, why can't men.

Posted by Retard at 3:23 AM

Friday, September 22, 2006

Physics lesson... V=RI, P= (I^2)R = (V^2)/R = Energy/Time, V=(R/(R+r))E

Other than that...

Jedi Lesson!!! Wang!!!

hey hey hey...the lightsaber i'm holding is NOT a pen knife...Its an ERASER...

Posted by Retard at 7:26 PM

Ahh~ the real world. A true place for real education. A place where I truly believe in the Ying and Yang, that nothing is perfect, nothing is totally abhorrent. Not to generalize or something but dont you think most people with high IQ has relatively low EQ? They do think that intellectual capacity is everything doesnt they. Smart people, but naive I must say. What a waste. Development of EQ has nothing to do with nature, its nurture. It all voices down to education, to the upbringing. And I shall credit all these future *thinkers* to the More on *Education* (MOE).

Its a choice how something is phrased. You can choose to hurt or choose to rephrase something hurting with something consoling. Its not a subject in school but its an ability that must be picked up when you are still in school, or you will be standing at the losing end.

Maybe they just cant express themselves in the way they wanted to. Lets just give these people the benefit of the doubt ya?

(Pardon my grammer but I cant type apostrophes)

Posted by Retard at 12:51 AM

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Wanna noe how free can GP lessons be?

What are the chances of getting 0%? WX-lover must be very happy now...
Primary school game killing JC's time...
Its fun...Try it when you are free...VERY free...

Met a junior and a Sec1 prefect on the train today...A junior I know but just can't remember her name...I'm so getting killed for it...
Anyway...The Sec1 prefect don't believe that I was a prefect...She said that I don't look like one...Which part of me dun look like a prefect...I'm so goody goody, so angelic, so innocent looking...
NOW...PROOF THAT I WAS A PREFECT!!!
Read carefully...

@#$%^&*()!

Posted by Retard at 9:26 PM

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

WOW...One of the craziest day of my life...I had to pay for something I did not do...Only shouted another gal's name infront of Nat and Royston had to do this to me( and its not as if they were quarrelling ) ...Just look at what he sent SJ using my phone...

Worst of all...She is in my PW class and its only few periods away!!!

You know what I do when I panic...Sent another msg to save myself...

But...

After reading it again and consulting my female friends, I found a second meaning to it...SHIT...Why must ladies see things in so many different ways...Complex creatures...

What else can I do but to act normal...BUT ITS STILL NOT MY FAULT...Lucky for me...An ANGEL come to my rescue...I mean literally Angel...Lucky she did the explanation for me...

As usual, smart me always seize the opportunity...Look at the next pic...Stare at the msg...

Damn I'm enjoying the look on WX-lover and big eye bags' face...

Especially WX-lover...WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*Tel. are censored to protect privacy*

Posted by Retard at 6:04 PM

Monday, September 18, 2006

Poor guy...Suffering the same fate as me...

How hard can an egg be?

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY DRUG ADDICT!!!

Posted by Retard at 10:53 PM

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Something controversial...

There is a great difference between talking to an educated and an uneducated...However, the end product is the same...You can't talk.

During an argument, the uneducated would raise his voice as loud as possible(ignorance of his funny tone) trying to scare people away. But the fact is that he is attracting more to come. Trying to talk nicely, won't work. You can't hear yourself. People will just stop trying and submit to this continuous torture of awfully loud and hopefully ending torment.

Argument with the educated is much simpler than that with the uneducated. They try to convince you not to talk (eg. lawsuits or under table money). But if you still talk, you will be silenced and placed far far away on the other side of Santosa. Exiled I would say.

So, who would you like to talk to? Or would you rather stay mum?

Posted by Retard at 4:31 PM

Friday, September 15, 2006

Hey Hey...And once again...I said Hi to $...And Daniel...SHE SAID HI TO ME...
Wow...Its much easier to do that without the other Gui disciples...Her smile is still sooo cute...Though she look damn tired...
She'll be my new motivation to study hard... +D

Bought a new bag for blading today...And its all Hwei Ting's fault...See la...Have wait for you...End up spending $45...Waste my money...

New member to my collection...

Went Mac to 'study' after that...Had a photo edited by Daniel...sooo nice...But I'm not goin to upload it for its damn dangerous...As usual...you noe its about who...

Posted by Retard at 10:15 PM

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Ok...I feel that I'm doing myself injustice...All the photos uploaded made me look retarded!!! Alright...I'm the one who uploaded the pictures...

Right...Time for the normal pictures...

06S19 before/after *Whistles~*

Look at me...BIG change...

Ok...so you see...I'm not a complete retard...I'm onli half a retard...

Posted by Retard at 9:44 PM

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Relationship

I'm starting to regret going high profile on my target, thus, putting everything on the line...Pride, ego, face, reputation...There's no more turning back...

Get rejected; spoil my good record
After 2 years and still no advancement; no face
Change new target; flirt
Don't talk; no guts

Everything is against me... ARGH !!!

Damn I need to think twice before doing anything next time.

Posted by Retard at 9:36 PM

Monday, September 11, 2006

Birthday!!

Lets back date a little more ya?

14th Aug...Me B'dae!!!

Got a cake from the clz...but Royston bought the ingredients...flour, eggs, whip cream...

and thats the cake...me...ya...

Finally...a REAL cake...

Baking of cake was fun...but the climax of the day was not the baking part but when...
$$ shoke my hand(ya ya...thanks to Daniel) and stunned the whole class!!!

My hair smelt like egg the whole day...So much for 1st impression...Sigh...

Thats my lucky hand!!! +D

Posted by Retard at 5:09 PM

Sunday, September 10, 2006

ARGH

Ever wonder why the world is so unfair to you? well stop wondering...coz its unfair to me too...everyone except me noes $$...Hello...i'm the main character here!!! even halfMANdra noes her!!! this is bad...Forced to lie low in sch for the time being...

But sth good is that $$ is not as 'innocent' as i thought...=D

Posted by Retard at 9:45 PM

Stupid Things

Lets back date alittle ya?

Kind of proud of acting stupid outside the National Library at 1+am on Teachers' Dae. Had 3 videos of me doing stupid things but onli downloaded the best onto youtube...Enjoy! =D

OK...I still can't upload it on Youtube...Damn...

Posted by Retard at 6:18 PM

ITS FINALLY UP

Ever imagine a day that you could ROAR like a lion rather than with your voice(that would sound REAL funny). I so feel like doing it now... Damn the blog...sooo many things to be done just to preview...Argh...

ARGH...It took me damn bloody long just to put this up...Can someone please remind me why I used to oppose blogging...