Sunday, March 30, 2008
Had a dream last night. Not a really nice one I must say, but it sure bring back memories. Not saying that the memories are awesome, but its awesome...Posted by Retard at 7:13 PM
Why post me as combat medic. I'm not even fighting fit.
Pes C combat medic. Joke.
FBO+stretcher+MOP, no joke.
13 books to study, no joke.
Getting poke more than 10 times, no joke.
Looking around and see only 4 Pes C in combat, no joke.
Argh, I can't stand those irritating people who thinks that they knows everything, those people who thinks that they are more superior than anyone, those people with a retarded mentality. If you have nothing nice to say, shut up!! 20+ years old still can't think like an adult. And why do people have the impression that Poly guys are more mature than JC guy. In you face I'll say; Bullshit.
Ok, that's a little generalization down there. My bad. You know what I meant.
Posted by Retard at 6:46 PM
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Ok, let's see how much I spent on Canterbury.90% x $65 + 50% x $(108+79.90+79.90+69.90)
=$58.50 + $128.90 + $39.95
= Holy Shit Son of a Bitch
=@#$%^&*!
= More than 1/2 months of pay gone
=$227.35
Ok, I'm not a Canterbury freak. There just happened to be a sale my hands couldn't control themselves. Damn Plaza Sing.
Guess how much would I have spent;
$65 + 2[$(128.90 + 39.95)] = $402.70
Posted by Retard at 7:26 PM
Friday, March 21, 2008
Oh man, who's the first to die in times of war? Me. Running around with a big red cross on my sleeve not nice to shoot meh. Geneva convention my foot. Why give me this type to pucking vocation. I don't think Singapore has enough clerks lo. I should be one.Posted by Retard at 11:56 PM
Thursday, March 20, 2008
See already cannot double click.Double click already cannot type.
Type already cannot press enter.
The feeling is...Argh!! Must be the uniform. Definitely.
Oh man!! This is torturing!!! Save me!!!
Posted by Retard at 11:35 PM
Monday, March 17, 2008
What has the army done to me man. 1st was my mandarin becoming from bad to worst. Speaking becomes a problem now when I have to think of what and how to say.Now my English became damn bad. Vocab drop like crap. The words just don't flow out as fluently as before. Oh man... I've became stupid, like in my nightmare.
But apart from the stupid person, who can't speak well, that I've become, don't mess with me when I'm angry man (but only my watch can make me that angry I don't know why). Even I'm scared of myself. Poor shop assistant. I know its not his fault but I still need a punching bag. Still wondering if I should fuck the manager one more time.
Posted by Retard at 4:32 PM
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Hey hey!! And once again, my watch is spoilt!! HoHo! Whats new man!! What's new...Basket.
Posted by Retard at 10:16 PM
Basket. Went for a swim the other day and every time I'm in the pool, I'll turn vulgar.Summary of Situation:
Pool was crowded.
Lane beside bikini lady is empty.
I swim in that lane.
Few laps later, lane became crowded with males.
Stop swimming and look around.
Side lane empty.
KNN.
Never Mind.
Moved to side lane and continue swimming.
Was happy.
Bikini lady went to side lane to rest.
Side lane became crowded again.
KNN CCB.
Can't stand it man. As in MAN.
Posted by Retard at 8:19 PM
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Ahh... Viper Platoon 3. If you can find me, good for you. If you can't find me, good for me. Man I look hideous. Like some monster. Oh noo... He took so many photos, you mean this is the best?! And that's not the only reason why I'm planning to kill the photographer. Why must he put the bloody pes C BMT. Kani Chee~ Bong.
Posted by Retard at 8:50 PM
Friday, March 14, 2008
Well, MDC, heard that people dancing can get as old as 29 (mother of 2). This brings me to the issue of MILF. For people who knows what's that, everyone will agree that they are one of the most awesome creatures that walk the Earth.For people who doesn't, I shall explain who are they. They are a bunch of active terrorist group going by the name of Malayan Islamic Liberation Front. Though has not plan any deadly attacks for quite a long period of time, they are still much wanted by many.
Posted by Retard at 1:24 PM
Sigh, 2nd strike. Please stop me from asking for the 3rd time or I'll really have to dig a hole in the ground.Ouch
Posted by Retard at 1:20 PM
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Hoho...I finally have the time to blog. Why? Cause smallville isn't loading, friendster is not working, scrub loading so damn slowly, puff's not online, psp charging and I'm damn tired after gym and soccer.Where to start. Oh, I've shaved skin head, or maybe the closest I can get without using a knife. It feels so good I don't understand why SAF don't allow.
Remember the kiddy relationship rule, the don't date a girl from your class etc. crap. Well, those are for kids. For us old people, rules are short and sweet.
Never date your friend's ex.
Never date your friend's mother.
Never date your friend's sister; which I beg to differ. Joshy!! I'm still waiting.
Things you should do during your stay.
Chao Keng (but please don't do it blatantly as people have eyes to see)
Wayang (but please don't over do things)
See the MO (even though the self-diagnostic takes only a few sec, the waiting time is enough to kill)
Plan your Att C properly (as usual, don't overdo or you might kenna OOT then recourse)
Bath, is in 4 times a day (well, gov's paying and we have to mind our personal hygiene right)
Suck Tumb (do this as often as you can)
Think before you say anything (don't say if we die we die together. It'll be a joke for weeks)
Things you should not do during your stay.
Be a fuck up kind of person (well, such attitude is only entitled to M*Ts)
Be super enthu (Kan la, every hates wearing green)
First Impression (for Females)
Not sure, from what I gathered:
Looks
Butt
Charisma
Character
First Impression (for Males)
Legs
Face/Boob (alright, its only me for the latter)
Character doesn't seem to be much of a problem at this point. This shows the difference between girlfriend material and wife material.
Ooo. Did I say how lucky I was. Well, the unlucky 14 from my platoon was in for the selection of block leave guard duty. We were suppose to choose a no. from 1 to 14. If it matches the no. SG has in mind then suck tumb. I manage to siam it by not saying a number and letting everyone else go first. Stupid people, shouting their number so loud as if that will reduce their probability of not doing.
Well, people from JC aren't really smart. They can study, but when it comes to common sense, they don't do really well. Taking taping of extra stripes for instance. Just simple folding and taping and they can't do it. Well, this is the product of a holistic education.
Speaking of that, the education system here is ****up. Do you know that the new f***up H1 H2 crap is not recognize in overseas U. They don't even know what the hell syllabus we are studying and that's why you get some funny shit that you have to attach if you are applying for overseas U. Well, to those people, good luck. And you know why Chinese is made so minor? Well, apparently, someone's son wants to go Med sch. And if I'm not wrong, you know why did they change the syllabus? Well, apparently, someone's son wants to go Med sch. So what do you think of the holistic education system that we are stuck in for 12years now?
Outstanding.
Rigged. *Cough*
If you wanna train your abs, dislocate a shoulder. You see, normal person will do 20 push-ups and 30 crunches. A 'disabled' will do 50 crunches. That's crazy. But that's not considered crazy until you do combat PT 1. 1 only, not yet 3 and you can just pray that you have spasm and die.
Fire blanks is fun until you clean your rifle. Freaking dirty. Oh, talking about rifle. I am 1 IA away from marksman. 1 IA and I lost 3 rounds. Basket, deliberate target still have timing. What the hell. And 2 SGs could not remedy my rifle in 20sec. It's not my fault. I want my marksman back.
Ok, that's all for today I guess.
