Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Oh no no no no no. My past is haunting me after a long long long time. But after hearing her out, I came to know how a jerk I was. Things I said that I swear I will not say it now; things I did that I really deeply regret. Hope you are reading this cause all I can do now is only to apologize.

I'm sorry...

Posted by Retard at 10:16 PM

Sunday, January 28, 2007

RK House - No PORK! (Full Version) with Subtitle

Posted by Retard at 9:57 PM

Guess what? I fell on my injured shoulder AGAIN. Gone. Hope I din break anything this time.

Posted by Retard at 8:58 PM

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Preparation
Flower folding, star folding, star sticking, cutting, folding and lots more the day before. But I was only involved in tape cutting. =D Not really my fault rite...I can't fold, can't stick. Can only skate.

Morning
Had my SL project today, going to a condominium-like elderly home. Before our performance could start, we need our audience. Lift door opens. One by one, they were wheeled out. Wheeled. I can safely say that near to all of them are wheelchair bound. I can't find the usual trace of blissfulness or happiness an elderly has in them, instead, what I could feel was despair. They looked so fragile, so weak. What if I'll be like them someday? The mere thought of it scares me.

Some photo taking during/after our performance.

Afternoon
1st blading course in two weeks. Crossovers, eagles. Kind of discovered something. Still remember the figure skater I told you about in the previous post? She's a power skater too! Her push and strides was nothing like those noobs' side pushes. They were so chio. 1 look and you'll know she isn't a normal skater.

Tore 4 holes in my pants.

Though it's quite cheap for a cargo pants, my heart is still broken. Thats my lovely rugged pants. Was trying some back turns and fell twice causing the 1st hole. And all because of the stupidly idiotic rain and the ultra moronic wet ground, I skidded while making a turn creating another 3 holes. Damn.

Can anybody give me a reason why one would hate East Coast? Great ground of blading when dry, great sea breeze. On top of all that, beautiful, tan, hot ladies in skates. Ahh~ Melted. Saw 1 at the bus stop wearing a big white tee with 'Team Ang Mo Kio' it the back with black FBT shorts. Though not in skates but still...Ahh~

Posted by Retard at 7:10 PM

Friday, January 26, 2007

Went home quite late the whole of this week, around 8-9 o'clock everyday. No time to do tutorials, study econs, study chem. Damn poor thing. But after a week of intensive Tik Kir Barat training, we (I) could finally catch the pitch well enough to sing. Hohohoho!!

Graduation Photo. Taken at night but looks so like morning. Rahman's power camera.

Told you that I'm the Centre of the Universe. Gravitational Force is calculated w.r.t me. +D

Posted by Retard at 9:37 PM

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Greatest Discovery of the Day: Choo Si Yi = pillow girl!!!!

Fate. +D

Posted by Retard at 10:46 PM

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Type of girls I've never seen and would sure attract me.

Girls who knows how to play REAL basketball (bounce and throw with style).
Girls who knows how to play REAL soccer (though I can only qualify as a keeper) .
Female aggressive skaters.
Female in-line hockey skaters.

Type of girls not often seen but also attract me.

Female Freestylers.
Figure Skaters.
Power Skaters.

Posted by Retard at 9:54 PM

Monday, January 22, 2007

Wa...Can't stand a few types of people.

1st type: Ah Bengs.
Can't they change the way they stand, squat or wear. Not that we (I) want to stereotype them but all of them behave the same way. Really degrades Billabong and Rip Curl products. They love to wear pink but oblivious that some really look fagot. Eeewww... Waste of the world's resources.

2nd type: Emo people
Ar, so the you know who don't come emo to me ar. I will either strangle you or strangle you. Please please please, don't equate love to life. Make everything so sad and depressing, like its the end of the world. Love≠Life. For the guys, don't show any sign of weakness. Weaklings. For girls, what for cry for guys. Out to make them happy only.

3th type: Smokers
Don't smoke in front of me. I CAN'T BREATHE.

4rd type: ...
Those who go round hawker centers and apartments once in 5 years, coming to you when your recognition is valuable. Those who befriend the rich, help the poor and leave the in between all by themselves. Those who treat outsiders better than family. Yes, those in white.

Posted by Retard at 9:26 PM

Friday, January 19, 2007

Ahhh!!! In great agony now. I'm so convinced that I broke both my shoulders. Need a massage...Anyone?

Posted by Retard at 9:40 PM

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Posted by Retard at 9:48 PM

Read the comments.

See what I meant that Asians being less expressive and less mature in situations like this. Look at the no. of viewers, 280 in the last 7days and increasing as I type. Everyone is viewing, everyone agrees that she is cute, but no one dares to express themselves.

There's a Japanese saying, "The nail that sticks out gets hammered." When someone could finally break free from this conservative thinking, others would start acting as though they are 'Gentleman', criticizing his actions like as though his views are wrong.

'To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.' - Elbert Hubbard

Asians aside. Let me divert your attention to the no. of views again. Its actually not 7 days; do the math, its 3 days. She'll be the hottest on tpjc photoshare in no time. But look at it from another angle. I'll be famous in no time.

Posted by Retard at 6:18 PM

Friday, January 12, 2007

Ever dream of an enclose area where you can scream your lungs out letting it experience gravitational acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 near the surface of the earth whereby formule like s=ut+1/2at^2 or v^2=u^2+2as can be used? That would be a great way to de-stress.

Maybe I shall run away from home again and start studying in the library from now on. Anyone wants to join me? Female preferably. +D

Posted by Retard at 9:27 PM

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

What do you do when there is no one in th Audi? Have FUN!!!

Starring Royston as Mr Bean

and

the soloist.

Had my 1st ever concert in school with the newly formed...

Eastlife

LOL.

Posted by Retard at 7:24 PM

Monday, January 08, 2007

Ever tried eating $4 worth of pig's organ soup with 2 bowls of rice all by yourself in the hawker centre during lunch time? Damn I felt like a real
( '(oo)' ).
Everyone who walks past never fail to give me the 'I've-just-seen-a-monster' look.

What's wrong with eating that much huh, neh see before issit?! @#$%^&*()!

Posted by Retard at 3:37 PM

Oh ya. Forgot to add to Sunday's post. Seems like the cute instructor, whom I think about the same age as me, not coaching any more leh. Don't see her around. She is like damn cute. Fair, rosy cheeks, sporty, obviously can blade, awesome. There goes my rosy cheeks but here comes another figure skater. =D Not coach, but will be sitting somewhere watch her father and brother skating. Cool.

Posted by Retard at 3:21 PM

Sunday, January 07, 2007

Singaporeans (the younger and more educated) are faced with a dilemma. Not so much on whether to change frames or whether to buy new frames but on the political system in Singapore. They don't know who to vote for during the General Election. Anyone here reading my blog loves PAP? Don't reply if your answer is something not pleasing to their ears; don't risk lawsuit that you will, I mean might, not win.

Let me explain why are they losing votes of the educated. How many times have you seen MPs visiting your estate without news reporters? Seeing an MP in an estate when the election is not near is like looking for K2 skates in my house.

I know, we vote for the President. But who votes for the Prime Minister, the one who makes most of the crucial decisions for Singapore. A handful of Cabinet Ministers deciding the fate of the country?

But on the other hand, how much can you trust the opposition? They have no experience in governing a country, no funds, not many capable individuals in their history. In the states, there are only two political parties, Republicans and the Democrats. So if one party gets, 40% of the votes, the other gets 60%. However, things are different in Singapore. How many opposition parties are there here? 4? So even if PAP gets 40% of the votes, the other 60% is divided among the 4 parties. Who wins in the end? Who else?

PAP needs the opposition partiesssssssss...

Posted by Retard at 7:02 PM

Most injuries sustained:
Zhek tio right shoulder. Wanted to jump backwards but ended up flying. Damn.
Bruised knee. Tripped over a bloody branch. I must be a disgrace to all freestylers. Sigh.
Blistered soles. Must be the skates. Time to buy new ones. +D
Aching back and butt.

This is the first lesson that I actually stood aside to pant. I'm getting old.

New wheels are awesome. Fast and the sound made during a hockey stop is cool. Krrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Posted by Retard at 6:49 PM

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Damn...Ganna tua by the skate club again. Messaged me after I walked out of home that freestyle course postpone. Dammit. Lucky that I was halfway to the bus stop and not on the bus or I will really burn the shop to the ground.

Old wheels bua till even the core also seee-poil and had to change to my orange wheels. I've got nothing to play with while studying anymore.

I'm faced with a dilemma. You see, the blue frame is nice but it is endangered; only two left in the shop. I want to put it on my blades but I'm afraid that I would scratch my blue Honey when I do slides during lessons. But if I don't put buy for what?

Only solution is to buy another frame from the shop so that my heart won't ache as much but I've facing with a budget deficit.
My birthday coming soon you know...$115 birthday present not asking for a lot right? *big smile*

Posted by Retard at 9:41 PM

Friday, January 05, 2007

Some art pieces I find quite awesome.

Ahh...Brings back some memories.

Posted by Retard at 8:59 PM

South Park meets World of Warcraft

Enjoy!!!!

Posted by Retard at 4:12 PM

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Religion is very interesting if you actually look deeper than what you are told. I shall take two religions, Christianity and Buddhism, as my example.

Christianity (God)
Who is God and who is Jesus? If you are following the Holy Trinity idea then God=Jesus then isn't God sending himself to die for Mankind? And if God sent himself to die for us, who was he praying to when he is Jesus? If God exist as three forms, Father, Son and the Holy Ghost, then why are we praying to the Son and not to the Father?
Christianity (Schools of Christianity)
How did God die? Bled to death of by a spear? Different schools have their own teachings, and everyone claims to be the one and only true Way to Heaven.
Christianity (Bible)
Bible isn't dropped from heaven and neither is it written by Jesus, its taken from testimony written by disciples of Jesus. But not all testimonies are included into the bible, they are carefully selected so as to project Jesus in a way these holy man deemed right. Are you aware of the existence of the Testimony of Mary Magdalene and Judas? In other words, Bible is a compilation of Man's work chosen by Man.

Buddhism (Gods)
There seems to be many Gods in Heaven, you have the Kitchen God, the Earth God, Thunder God, but what happens when new equipments are made? Is there a Computer God? Or a Mp3 God? Hierarchy among the Deities are also confusing. There seem to be the Emperor and Empress of Heaven, but some how Buddha and the Goddess of Mercy are more 'powerful' than them. Powerful as in the laser-coming-out-from-plum power. There is also this rule that Deities are not suppose to fall in love with each other, but isn't the Emperor and Empress of Heaven married?
Buddhism (Schools of Buddhism)
There isn't really Schools of Buddhism. Buddhism much cover most aspects of live. Taoism is not a religion. It is a set of teachings of Ying and Yang, which I think makes a lot of sense.
Buddhism (Sutra)
Of my 18years as a Buddhist, I've never touched a Sutra before. Its in Chinese, can't read, can't understand. So I can't really say much about it. Don't even know whether it is written by God or Man. Most probably by Man I guess.