Tuesday, February 27, 2007

You can't really blame me for being Dao at times. Its like every time I try to be friendly, people always bo hiu me. It never fails you know. Damn cock. To tell the truth, if not for the cocksters in class doing wacky things and the bloody rigid educational structure of Singapore, I would have chosen to get a Diploma before a Degree.

Lets do a comparison.
Profile:
Lee, 23
"The Politician"
2nd runner up for the Apprentice 5
Cornell University: Majored in policy analysis and management in the College of Human Ecology, maintaining a 4.0 grade point average

At Merrill Lynch he has researched emerging markets and compiled business plans for moneyed clients, including work on an investment banking deal worth more than $100 million.

Singaporean X, 25
"Fresh Grad" aka "Newbie to the Real World"
National University of Singapore: Majored in Electrical and Electronics Engineering in the School of Engineering.

Looking for employment.
Period.

Posted by Retard at 9:12 PM

Hey peeps. Comment on my songs leh. Keep giving you all free nice songs to listen you know. Give some feedback la...

Posted by Retard at 9:06 PM

Saturday, February 24, 2007

Hope is only for those who are not already living in peace.

Are you living peace or are you still hoping for something?

Posted by Retard at 8:33 PM

Friday, February 23, 2007

Hey Wei Rong, look for a familiar name. Damn. I've got much skating to do. Don't care about my shoulder already.

Posted by Retard at 11:31 PM

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Some things to write in my SGC:
3 time intra-class bridge champion
3 sms replies from SJ; last reply: today
+D

If sneezing means someone misses me, I'm being missed. BIG time. If sneezing means someone hates me, it must be the council. All of them. *Sniff Sniff* Ah~ Choooooo

Even SJ replies me. $ really playing hard to get. Fine. Getting tired of trying.

Hottest Eagle (for those who know what am I toking about)

Posted by Retard at 8:34 PM

Just for laugh...

My dream wife remote control...

Posted by Retard at 7:30 PM

Monday, February 19, 2007

Ok, after looking at the pic I posted for a few more times, I felt something wasn't right. A bra on my bed. That look soooooo wrong.

Kids, don't learn from me...Opps...+p

Posted by Retard at 7:15 PM

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Bought this shoulder guard thingy that strips from the shoulder round the torso on Thursday after Econs lecture. Guess how much it cost? $57!!! @#$%^&*()! Still couldn't believe how much it cost. Wore it out yesterday to my Sec Sch then to bugis. Kept adjusting like some some bra stripe. Damn obscene but it just feels uncomfortable.

Finally realised how uncomfortable a bra can be. But it can serve as a nipple protector, protecting my nipple from pinching.

Come to think of it, I still have bra in my wardrobe which I would like to auction it off.
Colour: Pink
Size: B80
Description: Got it on my 16th birthday given by Dan and Stupid Girl. Never worn before as it obviously doesn't fit me. Tags and everything thing are still intact.

Starting Bid: $5

Posted by Retard at 10:38 PM

Friday, February 16, 2007

Don't watch Ghost Rider. Its a no-brainer show.

Recognize who he is?Opps. Me. =D

Check out the newest member of my gun family.
P10. Shall not state the price or I'll get scolding again. Anyway, I've ordered M4 carbine from the shop. =X

Posted by Retard at 10:18 PM

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Thursdays are unlucky. Last Thursday, dislocated my shoulder backwards while breaking a fall. Today, dislocated my shoulder forward on a serve while playing tennis. What luck. Sigh.

Ok, don't jio me out to skate/play tennis/play badminton/rock climb/swim/play basketball/volleyball/in-line hockey etc. for the next 1 month. Gotta rest my poor shoulder.

Shall get an X-ray tomorrow before I go back GM.

Posted by Retard at 8:50 PM

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

I really don't know what to say about the council. Pardon me but its fucked up, real bad. Alright, they followed the tradition and carried on the taking of orders and delivering of flowers. But what's the use of taking orders if they don't even know simple addition? Hello? Can you add? I'm sure you can do it even without the knowledge of Sigma Notation. But they could actually run out of balloons and flowers. My goodness. Bunch of brainless airheads.

Ok. I accept the excuse that people stole the balloons but walking into the council room and taking the balloons right in front of their noses? More than 20 balloons were stolen. Ridiculously absurd. I wounder how the council is ran. Getting a gravitationally challenged guy with absolutely no charisma as the president, woohoo, its like getting Mee Siam Mai Hum to ran a country.

What really pissed me off is the idea of refund. Hey, I don't order flowers and balloons for nothing. I'm a paying customer and I expect my goods to be delivered. A refund shows irresponsibility. I wonder how these incompetent fools are selected.

Please ask me why did I find all ways and means just to quit council in the first place.

Utterly disappointed.

Posted by Retard at 11:14 PM

Wa...Never Mind...Shall wait for 1 more day...

Posted by Retard at 11:09 PM

Tuesday, February 13, 2007


HoHoHo...My heart itches for the white one.

Posted by Retard at 5:11 PM

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Wa...Shan't be too friendly from now on. 1st time feeling bad after being friendly. NEVER MIND. Shall be a gentleman and let it pass.

Selling DARES on 14th Feb for $3 each. I have a feeling that I'm going to be real busy on Valentines' Day.

Posted by Retard at 11:20 PM

I prefer Saturday skating to Sunday skating...

Course coming to an end or has already ended; have to call up to confirm. Right now, I shall promote myself to a Professional Noob. Much more to learn but no one to teach, shall revise all the old stuff during my Friday practices.

But before my practice, gotta buy new knee guards.

Holes for ventilation, good.

Holes for scratches, BAD.
My birthday coming soon, Chinese New Year is near, Valentines' Day even nearer. +D

Posted by Retard at 7:11 PM

Saturday, February 10, 2007

I've wasted my life. Damn. Why didn't I go for slide trainings on weekdays. Chinese New Year resolution, get at least a silver for PFT and go for trainings after A lvls.

She is drop dead gorgeous.

Posted by Retard at 6:32 PM

Friday, February 09, 2007

heh heh +D

Posted by Retard at 10:34 PM

Skate skate skating skate skate. Went skating again, this time with flashbang, Royston and NAT. Flashbang can skate! Come join me for course la, can polish your skills.

But before that, I got sabo-ed again. 4 times. Every single time she appear. I shall let this pass this time, not because I'm kind and magnanimous, but because I gave Jas a brownie. Should have taken more than $2 man...It's all you people's fault. @#$%^&*()!

Eat my Jinx Plum!!
Whahahahaha!!!

Posted by Retard at 8:12 PM

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Have you felt dislocating your shoulder before? I felt it today. Fall wasn't great, but landed just nice on the right spot to dislocate my already injured shoulder. It was a...vulgar experience I must say. All my vocab just flowed out instantaneously. Had to put all my weight on that arm just to get it back to its original position.

Craziest Skate Session Ever...

Posted by Retard at 9:22 PM

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

The time has come to change frame. Though I still want my red frame, the blue will do just fine.


Chio

Posted by Retard at 10:23 PM

Monday, February 05, 2007

Busy day today. REAL busy. I actually gave a brownie to Jasmine Gan for Valentines' Day!!! Do you know who's Jasmine? Of coz not, she's not even on my list. But who cares? I did not pay for the brownie and I still earned $2. =D

For the 1st time, I felt bad for Quek. Do you know what he told me during Math Lecture? "Did you see Jasmine, OMG she is so pretty, can you see her can you see her." I felt damn bad. You can't expect me to tell him "oh, I've just given her a brownie for Valentines' Day" rite?
Hope Quek don't read this, secret. Hush Hush.

Posted by Retard at 8:01 PM

Saturday, February 03, 2007

TPJC Invitational Shoot 2007...

Woke up at 6.30am, reached home at 9pm. Zzz
Coach lied. He told me to rest and drink water but everytime I do so, I'll shoot either a 5 or a 7. Tried continuous shooting and I could score 92, 87, 93 in the three series. Told you he hates me.

Became the peg holder for the day too.
Sad...

Oh ya!! 1 more thing, CJC female shooters are hot. =D

Posted by Retard at 9:37 PM

Friday, February 02, 2007

SLIDE SESSION

Showing you stupid people doing stupid things.

Take 1:

Ouch!!


Take 2:

Better, but still...

Posted by Retard at 9:12 PM

Thursday, February 01, 2007


Damn sad. Went to some Zhong Yi bua my shoulder. Damn pain but at least better than going to a doctor and eating pain killers. But doctors can give MC. =D Bao my shoulder like some herbal chicken. Who wants to eat?

Posted by Retard at 4:16 PM