Friday, March 30, 2007

This is what we call Peer Ranking...

Posted by Retard at 11:59 PM

Tuesday, March 27, 2007


LOL...Can't agree more...Kiss our freestyle butts...

I so wanna go but have an appointment at SGH...Damn...

Posted by Retard at 9:50 PM

Monday, March 26, 2007

Youth Avenue Camp 2007 was a blast. Its actually the 1st camp that leaves me with a good impression after it ends. Alright, maybe its because I'm a facilitator for a day and slacker sai-kang warrior for 2 days. First ever indoor camp, fully air-conditioned. Chalet...

Day 1: Sai Kang Warrior
Started my Sai-Kang duties as a factory worker putting the YAC cards into the lanyards with Ben then roam round RP from 1st to the 8th floor. Chicken cutlet only sold for $3.50!! Served drinks to VIPs during dinner while Cass and Ben served food and we stared eating their food few minutes later. LOL

Day 2: Group 1 facilitator
Ask you a question. What do guys do when they 1st step into a group? Yes. That's exactly what I did but only found one from NJC. Not bad looking, looks familiar but don't remember who, touch rugby. Best of all, forgot what's her name. Not much to say about being a facilitator, just move round with them, helping them in the debate.
This is the only day we bathed during the camp. Water was so cold and shiok and Ben's ya was shrinking, Ping Wu's shrunk and I can't find mine.
Played this jumping game with grids on the floor after dinner. Damn fun but only made it to the finals a few times. And there comes another 2 *winks* from NYJC. I remember very clearly one's called Sharon, the other doesn't have an English name and was wearing braces. *Winks Winks* Played tai-ti, bridge and 7 level pig at night till 2+ near 3 and we all K.O.ed.

Day 3: Sai-Kang Warrior
Station I/C for the litter game that day. Gotta brief the peeps and what to do and compete with the bloody band practicing their guitars and drums + amplifiers at the back. For the second time, someone said that I sounded like a DJ. Maybe I should really consider taking that path.
TPSU, really must comment. They are *whistle*. I'll give them two tumbs up for their cheers because I've got only two. So damn united. TPJC SC? hahaha...Where got fight?!


The 3 days made me realised something, I can't stand Secondary School kids. Let me tell you why.
Example 1
Boy goes to food counter and says, "I'm a photographer, I take photos and I want my food."
Example 2
Girl was sleeping while Ben was writing numbers on papers in preparation for treasure hunt. Girl wakes up and knocks paper on the floor. She stood, she stared, she left. Nothing said.
Example 3
Everyone was ready to sleep when they brought their notebook somewhere near, on the music and start their discussion.
AHHHHHH!!!!
These "media kids" were actually here to take pictures and a video of the camp. But after they screened their video to all the campers, the whole camp went quiet. All the campers were looking at each other with the "WTF" expression. Someone started a slow clap, but it only lasted for around 3secs. How many people "media kids" are needed to create that video?
All of them...

Posted by Retard at 10:42 PM

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

F*** ganna hit by Eveline's god damned bloody rifle twice. Once on each side of my head. Damn it. So kind help that guy cock rifle, rifle slip and hit my head. And history repeats itself another time. -.-

22nd March 2007, I was a luckiest guy on earth. Goddess with super *ho** *ki*t was pulling up her already s**rt s**r* in front on me. Oh my goodness. Eyes melted. Szzzzz...

Posted by Retard at 8:42 PM

Friday, March 16, 2007

Garment getting too much. Promoting sports but yet...
What the ****. Why can't I skate in the ssc. I mean it's perfectly alright isn't it? It's just so bloody restricting. I'm...speechless...

Posted by Retard at 9:16 PM

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Forgot to post this yesterday. SOMEONE FAINTED IN MY HANDS. Freaky. Lucky she wasn't some gravitationally challenged individual.

Chemistry lecture today, 9am - 1pm. Cheated by my eyes once again. Woke up at 8+, played some games, slack around till 8.55am and still thought that I've to 1h to reach school until Rahman called. 5mins to get from Aljunied to Tampines. Right... Strolled into the LT in my signature T-shirt, shorts and slippers at 9.40am and demanded for a break at 10am. I OWN the system. HAHA

Posted by Retard at 6:54 PM

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Rahman caught red-handed doing something.
But what is it?
Now you know.
Guilty for the orange one. Join in the fun+D


Found something really strange but very useful when it comes to physics lecture.
And you should know why.


Cute eh?

Posted by Retard at 10:54 PM

Friday, March 09, 2007

IT'S A FRIDAY!! I finally have some time of my own to do my stuff.

Organic Chemistry slaughters. Anyway, before I go into the details of how I got slaughtered, I've got good news to announce.
Ok. C is not a really awesome grade but at least I'm about the same standard as Wei Rong right. First time I'm so happy with my results. JAJAJA

Right...back to slaughter house. Though I had some insider info about the test, I still got pawned. I know the answers. But I don't know which question to put them in. Damn. 2,4,6-trinitromethylbenzene; 2,4-dinitrophenylhydrazine

Oh ya, that F***ing Physics test. Studied so damn bloody long and got a B because of some freaking careless mistakes. F*** *toot* *toot* *toot*

Suffering from skating withdrawal symptoms. March hols coming. Must at least skate once or I'll not be going to sch the week after next. Who cares about my shoulder. The most join Royston as clerk.

Interested in skating? Contact me at _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ (Highlight to see my number)

Lastly, Melly(in the yearbook) looks so hot. +D
















































Did you actually tried to highlight it? LOL

Posted by Retard at 7:25 PM

Saturday, March 03, 2007

kopitiam funny prank


Posted by Retard at 11:04 PM

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Oh man. I'm suffering from skating withdrawal symptoms. I actually dreamt of myself doing parallel and acid slides!!! Freaky.

I WANT TO SKATE

Posted by Retard at 9:30 PM

Wanted to study Econs yesterday but end up sleeping.
Mistake No.1: Studied on the bed.

Last few days were pretty awesome.
Its not everyday that the HOTTEST girl in school walk pass you 3 times, stands behind you(at the drinks stall) for more than 10s while deciding whether to buy chicken rice. And thats yesterday for me. +D HoHoHo...
Its not Walkerman for crying out loud.

Although its everyday for me, but its not everyday that girl in blue FBT shorts playing badminton actually looks at you and smile. What's not everyday for me is that I just went blank. Not cool.

Posted by Retard at 9:09 PM