Thursday, November 30, 2006

Don't watch '9.56' ... scene might be frightening; BUT the storyline is typical. Girl takes revenge.

A guy actually screamed. Its DAMN FUNNY. HILARIOUS.

One cute observation:
People normally laugh after screaming. Wonder whats that for.
Try eating popcorn to distress. Thats why I kept saying, "Dont worry. Eat popcorn." See, dont listen to me.

Posted by Retard at 9:52 PM

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Got bloody fed up with the intra-net.

I'm waiting for the reply.

Lets just see how efficient is TPJC Student Council.

Posted by Retard at 8:04 PM

$16.95

New members:
$14.95

$16.95

Total cost: $82.75

I hereby declear BROKE.
Other than thoes that Ive promised, NO MORE treats.

Posted by Retard at 2:01 AM

Sunday, November 19, 2006

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My wheels...Liao, Finished, Gone, Game Over, Good Game, RIP.

One side of the wheel:

The OTHER side:

When you put both sides together, you get:

Trust me, I sware that the smaller wheel used to be BIGGER.
Guess which wheel is a 76mm wheel and which is a 74mm wheel.

Yup Yup. The smaller wheel used to be the bigger wheel.

My heart...Its breaking...Ouch...

Posted by Retard at 9:30 PM

Got on Bus service 135 this afternoon. Snapped a few shots. Look at the pictures.

Why is that chair in the middle of the EMERGENCY EXIT?????? How do people run in times of emergency????????? Is this what we pay for???????? Maybe it is...

Posted by Retard at 8:59 PM

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Ah~ Finally a day at home. Damn busy this week. Trainings, trainings and more training. DARN. Anyway, I finally got the time to pack my table. SJ is still in plastic!!!

Found lots of my lost memories. Shall start with Pri 6.

Who agrees that she look like Shi Yong?

Sec 3
SEC 3 CAMP!!! Awesome.

Guess whose my partner for kayaking? =D

LOOK AT MY HAIR!!!!!!! LOL

OBS
Cooly awesome. Trek for 2-3days. Kayak for 1 day. Burnt and burnt.
I could still remember the who kept scolding the who Bitch.
And the who stopped kayaking half-way and started eating; acting as if she is damn light... @#$%^&*()!
Lucky I changed partner with the who and kayak with another petite who.
And thoes who who never does anything.

JC1
When I 1st open the photo cover, I asked myself...Who are they? Can't really remember many of them. Lets try naming them.

Front (left to right): Zheng Da, Dunno, Peter*, David*, Johnson*, Darren*
2nd row (left to right): Darryl, dunno, dunno, Shi Hui, dunno, dunno, Boon Yee, Me
3rd row (left to right): dunno, dunno, dunno, Esther, dunno
4th row (left to right): ALL dunno.

HOHOHOHO!!!

Posted by Retard at 11:08 PM

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Still remember the earlier post that I helped Ladies by giving them a brief anatomy of Men? Now its time to help Men.

I shall call this...

THE SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR GUYS

GUIDE No. 1
These are some DOs and DONTs when you are shopping with a lady:-
Getting irritated by the ever repeating question "Do I look fat in this?"
Even if she really does, don't agree immediately or lie. They are complex creatures; although I would prefer complicated and confusing. What they want is not the truth but assurance. DONT DONT DONT ever try lying to them. They can see through it straight away. PROVEN. =P

Present them with options. By doing so, you are showing that you take interest in how they look. "You don't look fat but it does make you look a bit short. How about you try this instead."

The word "but" has awesome effects; even in an argument. Accept the fact. They are ALWAYS right. You CANNOT win them. Agree first, Buts later. Let them finish what they want to say then they will listen to you.

Stay tune for more guides.

Posted by Retard at 9:06 PM

Monday, November 06, 2006

Guess who I saw at Aljunied station today? YES, HER. Ok, I might be old but her hair and facial features should not be a problem for me to recognize. But, Wei Rong, I find it a little strange. From the bus-stop she was walking to, she is not staying where you think she is staying. Still can't figure who she is? The one I massaged at 2+am this morning. Yes, her. See, this is what I called FATE you know. Yes Rahman, Yes Daniel; FATE. WAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
Lesson learnt: Never go home with Daniel if you want to see her.

Ok, that aside. Went for a one night chalet yesterday with Kevin, Darren, Jia Hui, Jason and Zi Kang. Rachel and Stanley had to leave early for classes today. Chalet was awesome. All of us had fun playing Big 2, bridge and PSP. Big 2, bridge and PSP? No cheers or pool or bowling?

Right...I think they tore the bowling building down and pool closes early. Worst of all, Cheers kind of stopped opening 24h. Where to find what I need at night when feeling arises?! Ah~ Don't think dirty. FOOD I meant.

Big 2, bridge and PSP was fun, but the night was still boring with only the company of the same gender; and its all because of ... that I was hugging blankets to sleep at night. @#$%^&*()! Please Please sacrifice ... next time for the better good.

Oh yah. Bothered quite A FEW people at 2.30 am. People like Hui Ying, Geena, Rahman, Cai Xuan, Kai Wen, Yeong Eun, Wei Rong, Tiffanie, Sheng Jie, Shi Yong and Ming Jia, seek me for revenge anytime. =D Actually thats not many, shall bother more people next time...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted by Retard at 7:46 PM

Friday, November 03, 2006

Wahahahaha!!! Went fish and co. again!!! and i'm broke...DAMN broke...

LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT!!!

$16.95 =D