Saturday, November 11, 2006

Still remember the earlier post that I helped Ladies by giving them a brief anatomy of Men? Now its time to help Men.

I shall call this...

THE SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR GUYS

GUIDE No. 1
These are some DOs and DONTs when you are shopping with a lady:-
Getting irritated by the ever repeating question "Do I look fat in this?"
Even if she really does, don't agree immediately or lie. They are complex creatures; although I would prefer complicated and confusing. What they want is not the truth but assurance. DONT DONT DONT ever try lying to them. They can see through it straight away. PROVEN. =P

Present them with options. By doing so, you are showing that you take interest in how they look. "You don't look fat but it does make you look a bit short. How about you try this instead."

The word "but" has awesome effects; even in an argument. Accept the fact. They are ALWAYS right. You CANNOT win them. Agree first, Buts later. Let them finish what they want to say then they will listen to you.

Stay tune for more guides.

Posted by Retard at 9:06 PM