Thursday, December 28, 2006

Posted by Retard at 11:20 PM

WOOOHOO~ New wheels New frame!!! Wanted the red FSK frame

but it kind of is extinct from the face of Singapore along with the other salomon products. Had to settle for the blue. Don't you think that red and orange looks better no matter on the head or on blades? *Evil Smile*

Hey, I didn't buy the wheels just to match the hairband ar...There is only orange for this set of wheels.

Salomon had pulled out of Singapore, only 2 blue frames left. Anyone wants a blue FSK 237 frame can order from me. Contact me for price. While stocks lasts!!! =D

Posted by Retard at 8:51 PM

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Small gathering over at Kevin's house. Made a shocking discovery. The pretty got prettier, the cute got cuter, the angry (for something not really nice I did) got prettier, even the nerd got prettier. WHY AM I STILL AS HANDSOME! FRUSTRATING.

Oh oh oh...Before I go on, for the chalet, the gorgeous was...was...was...*melted*

Had a small steamboat and present exchange after that. Cat got my PIG!!! Finally found someone to give to or it will still be sitting in my cupboard.

As usual, Kevin house = Majong Session; but this time, its different. Its...overnight majong with...the PROs. Stressful game, everyone is playing so fast. Every wonder how its like to get 3 Xiao Xiang Gong in a night? You will go crazy and start doing this.

Wahahahaha!!!

Slept at 4+am. Koped the sofa. Ultimate Kope-er. Wakakakakakaka.

Future job prospect: Architect.

Great Pyramid of Majong

Posted by Retard at 3:23 PM

Saturday, December 23, 2006

A Man's Life

Men need money; cuz women love them.

Posted by Retard at 12:23 AM

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Welcome to Sunkenpore. What's new?

Posted by Retard at 8:09 PM

Yue Ding

MV review:
Isn't she CUTE?! Especially in the beginning of the MV when he said "wo yao kai yan chang hui" and she raised up the packet of drink. AWESOME. PERFECT girlfriend; although not spotty, not cool, can't blade, not tan, but still PERFECT. Didn't you see her carrying him when he was drank? SWEET. What would a normal Singaporean girl do? The very very very best stay there with you. Who begs to differ?

However, I found something strange about this MV. If she is mute, why would she buy a phone? Hmm...ponder ponder...

Posted by Retard at 7:31 PM

Monday, December 18, 2006

THE SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR GUYS

GUIDE No.2

Posted by Retard at 11:56 PM

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Welcome to Thai-Wonderful-Land...

Ah...1'st day - most interesting

Whats Air-Rifle when you get your hands on a 9mm and a 11mm.

My half si-fu.

heh heh. Found an M16 round on the floor.

Thats not all.
Coolest part of the day: War Games

These people are obsessed over war games. Just look at how much they invests in it; full battle suit, vest, arms, masks, tactical suits. Somehow, Ive lost interest in Counter-Strike.

Mercedes of firearms: M4A1 Carbine
My Love

End of Day 1.

The other days are boring. Eat, Buy stuff, Watch MTV in the hotel room, eat ice-cream( $0.88).

It seems like braces in Thailand are quite cheap, everyone's wearing it. You know you know, Thais are quite dark, wear braces and they look like you know you know. Not only that dark ones, even the fair ones are B-E-A-UTIFUL. Futhermore, Thai girls are also not as ‘nua’ as Singaporeans. They can take hardship, very gentle and soft spoken. Most have big boobs too!! Perfect wife. =D

Ambition: Marry a Thai who can speak English, get a citizenship there and play war games all day long.

Cost of living there isnt really high. Ice-cream for 20 baht, normal food for around 50 baht, initial taxi fare 35 baht. However, their pay isnt high too. Monthly income of S$2000 is counted as an high paying job.
Lets do the Math.
M4A1 Carbine ≈ US$2000 ≈ S$3800
Monthly income ≈ S$2000
After deducting basic necessities for, say, a family of four; Parents’ monthly allowance and appearance modifying goods, one might be able to save S$1000 a month. This means that one have to save for at least 4 months before he can afford a Carbine bearing in mind that the above calculation excludes accessories for the firearm, cost and maintenance of a car, which is quite necessary for a large country like that.

Bottomline: Growing Up Sucks. BIG TIME.

Posted by Retard at 11:03 PM

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Damn the coach hates me. Appears for training when I'm not free, disappears then I'm there. Worst thing, no suit no shoes. Tell me, how to shoot. When he finally appears when I'm there, "Five cards, three 9s per cards; no suit no shoes" -.-'''
Proof that he hates me; going Thailand next week and he is free the whole of the week. Gum gum ho next week.

Finally seeing MJC training at Yishun. At least we can spy on the low profile. But why?! Why is it when pretty girls are finally shooting with me, I have to leave early to collect my phone. Why is it that when they are sitting behind me; I have to shoot without suit. WHY?! CJC; MJC; Pretty girls; Lose face; Gone...Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!

Conclusion: God, Supreme one, Almighty or whoever up there hates me.

Sigh...

Posted by Retard at 11:10 PM

There are few kinds of liars Guys are, and hope to be.

1st kind: Periodic cramping of eye
Keep blinking the eye while lying, twitching, looking around and all kinds of funny movements.

2nd kind: Guys LOVE to be.
Lie without blinking; not even smiling. They seem natural. Some can even lie with a straight face, expressionless. Thumbs up.

3rd kind: Guys PRAY to be.
Lie without even knowing that they are. No guilt; No remorse; Two thumbs up. =D