Thursday, December 14, 2006

Welcome to Thai-Wonderful-Land...

Ah...1'st day - most interesting




Whats Air-Rifle when you get your hands on a 9mm and a 11mm.


My half si-fu.


heh heh. Found an M16 round on the floor.

Thats not all.
Coolest part of the day: War Games


These people are obsessed over war games. Just look at how much they invests in it; full battle suit, vest, arms, masks, tactical suits. Somehow, Ive lost interest in Counter-Strike.


Mercedes of firearms: M4A1 Carbine
My Love

End of Day 1.


The other days are boring. Eat, Buy stuff, Watch MTV in the hotel room, eat ice-cream( $0.88).

It seems like braces in Thailand are quite cheap, everyone's wearing it. You know you know, Thais are quite dark, wear braces and they look like you know you know. Not only that dark ones, even the fair ones are B-E-A-UTIFUL. Futhermore, Thai girls are also not as ‘nua’ as Singaporeans. They can take hardship, very gentle and soft spoken. Most have big boobs too!! Perfect wife. =D

Ambition: Marry a Thai who can speak English, get a citizenship there and play war games all day long.

Cost of living there isnt really high. Ice-cream for 20 baht, normal food for around 50 baht, initial taxi fare 35 baht. However, their pay isnt high too. Monthly income of S$2000 is counted as an high paying job.
Lets do the Math.
M4A1 Carbine ≈ US$2000 ≈ S$3800
Monthly income ≈ S$2000
After deducting basic necessities for, say, a family of four; Parents’ monthly allowance and appearance modifying goods, one might be able to save S$1000 a month. This means that one have to save for at least 4 months before he can afford a Carbine bearing in mind that the above calculation excludes accessories for the firearm, cost and maintenance of a car, which is quite necessary for a large country like that.

Bottomline: Growing Up Sucks. BIG TIME.

Posted by Retard at 11:03 PM