Saturday, September 29, 2007

Maybe I should start peeling flower petals. Let's say a 8 petal flower.

She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, SHE LOVES ME!!!

Not...

Sian...

Posted by Retard at 10:04 PM

Monday, September 24, 2007

KNN F-ing cheesepie. My mp.3 just kong-ed. All the songs are gone just like that. Great time to throw tantrum. NB.

Throw tantrum rite, fine, I shall retire you. Nothing cannot be replaced.
Oh PSP~ I'm coming...

Posted by Retard at 10:48 PM

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Try typing the word ‘fuck’ in Microsoft Words. No error. However, Type ‘fuak’ or ‘fuah’ or any other word which resembles the F word. The word ‘fuck’ does not appear in the suggested list of words.

Strange.

Posted by Retard at 12:06 AM

Friday, September 21, 2007

Skate Skate...PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSP
1st time I got pawned in the morning. Pawned by zhi ji ren somemore. Sigh...

Left Randall's house with both my shin cramp. Crazy.

Posted by Retard at 11:30 PM

Fight for kisses

Posted by Retard at 9:16 AM

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Wahahaha!!! I've finally bought myself a rugby ball.

Moral of the story: You can never stop a guy from getting what he wants. =D

Posted by Retard at 11:51 PM

Majong session today with Wei Rong, Royston and Nat. Out of 16 games we played, I lost 15. End result, I WON 60 CENTS!!!

Well well, that's what you get when you have a ban ser, pong pong hu, 2 pictures, 2 gangs + zhi muo. $[3(3.60+0.20)]. Do the math. Enough for you to lose 15/16 games and still win. WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Lucky Lucky. =D

Posted by Retard at 3:11 PM

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Posted by Retard at 10:25 PM

Monday, September 17, 2007

Laugh your guts out

Posted by Retard at 5:23 PM

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Oh man, I've forcing myself not to make any gay comments here to uphold my 1956 masculine image but...

Ok, must put it in a very 1956 'manly' way.

Its not worth watching in the cinema as 100mins does not equate to $7.50 especially when you have photon emitter to download it for you. However, the plot is nice and the conversations are sweet but it does not shield the glaring fact that the girl could have died in a better way rather than by an asthmatic attack. Overall I'll give the movie 4.95 stars. Not too bad.

Notice the resemblance with what your father might have said if he even understands the movie. You have to start with a criticism before a comment but end with another criticism to hide the enthusiasm he has.
Comments does not contain flowery language like 'staggering' or 'awesome'; just plain and simple.
Fact that criticisms outweighing the comment does not give him enough reasons to give low starts but stars are precious so it is never full.
Never perfect. There's always room for improvement.

Ahoy!
And thanks to photo emitter for sharing this 'not too bad' video.

Posted by Retard at 12:00 AM

Friday, September 14, 2007

EH!!! Damn angry. If you watched the recent Jay Chou directed movie , you would have realised that, or maybe your won't, that the short hair lady stole my trick. You know the tap on your shoulder and put your finger at the person's cheek?

Now that she used it on the big screen, everyone will start thinking that I copied from her. Power of the mass media...NB.
@#$%^&*()!

ROAR!!!

Posted by Retard at 10:05 PM

Darn funny

Angry Kid - Funny bloopers R us

Posted by Retard at 3:34 PM

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Hey, I felt the earthquake but I tot I grew so fat that my chair was about to give way anytime. It was like oscillating even when I stopped spinning the chair. LOL

Posted by Retard at 9:48 PM

*Cough Cough* And what do we have here...hmm...
Muahahahaha!!!

PEACE!!!

Posted by Retard at 9:27 PM

Oh man, I saw an evo today just after I thought of it on the bus.

Yes, a red evo; with a carbon spoiler!!! Wooooo...Lucky day.

Posted by Retard at 9:13 PM

Saturday, September 08, 2007

HoHo, she made my day. Go figure out who and where.
Muahahahaha!!!

Posted by Retard at 2:59 PM

Thursday, September 06, 2007

Nice

Ballon Super SLow Motion - Watch the top videos of the week here

Posted by Retard at 5:30 PM

Somehow, my wish came true...
But I swear I've got nth to do with anything...
I'm just waiting for 1 more to appear... HEH HEH

Posted by Retard at 12:47 AM

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

YUM YUM

Mcdonalds Food - Free videos are just a click away

Posted by Retard at 4:17 PM

Monday, September 03, 2007

You know what, I've decided to meditate and start lian-ing gong hardcore so you won't see me online until I think its right.

Ah Bu Bai. =)

Posted by Retard at 10:41 PM

Being on high profile meets people on both sides. Those that loves you and those that hates you. But we were doing fine b4 the childish people in class started to make a hell lot of noise weren't we? Damn I don't know what to say about them. WTF!!! What are you guys trying to prove?! That you have loud voice or that its cool that have loud voice? Hell...

And you, why don't you learn from your lessons? Keep supplying the kids with names and get sabotaged later on. Sigh...

Anguish

Posted by Retard at 10:02 PM

I've just realised something. You and you made use of my name to talk to her which makes it look as if I talk a lot about her in front of you guys but actual in fact, I don't really mention much about her if you, you and you don't ask.

You guys make me look bad man.

Sigh...

Posted by Retard at 9:54 PM

Saturday, September 01, 2007

I've found new love...Its RED