Monday, December 31, 2007

Hey Hey!! Long time no see...Lots to talk about.

28th Dec: Prefects' gathering
Pretty awesome, apart from me paying 5x the amount(expected). Glad to see everyone there having a great time. Wa Daniel ar, mouth damn big. He's lucky that I'm in good mood, or he DIE. Hey, gotta see my juniors but can't remember their names. Somehow they dress much nicer than I do; makes me look young again. =D
Everyone's driving. Shall buy myself a Renault Kangoo to fight their mini cooper convertible, Nissan Cerfero and Luxus. Errr...

Damn ugly I know...Cass do one!!



The FOOD!!
And what might Sarah be doing? Oh this is fun. I risk being killed but; guess how old is she?

And some random photos

Look at RCC. This is damn funny.
LOL!!

Ok. I've saved this for the very last.

Guess how old are the ladies.
I feel young.

30th Dec:
Went gym with dad that day. Some old fart think he's some big fart. No gym ethics at all. Put the towel on a machine and zhao to another to use. Basket.
Ok, complaints aside. I saw SJ at the station, but everytime I see her outside, I'm always in some lok cock attire lugging my Canterbury bag. But...Adidas top to down leh. Still lok cock. No fate la.

Pai Seh moments:
As you know, I'm partially left handed how. So I took out my ez-link with my left hand, walk to the MRT gantry and tap. Eh? How come gate neh open. I was standing in front of the wrong gate. -.-

Butt Itchy moments:
Up on the platform, the next train to Lavender was 6mins. I think quite long wad. So I butt itchy boarded the train going towards Pasir ris. When I reach Paya Lebar, the 6min train left. Damn sway. @#$%^&*()!

Went Harbour front to eat breakfast this afternoon. Decided to take 65 home instead of train. WAH LAU, FREAKING LONG. BUTT NUMB.

Santosa Cove. Fueyo. On my way in, I saw a Lamborghini Murcielago parked outside a bungalow. Holy Cow. Though its not a Reventon, it's still a Lamborghini!!! Shall camp there more often, maybe I'll get to see a Pagani Zonda or a Dodge Viper sometime. A Lotus will do too. Ok, daydreaming aside, the condo there is fueyo too. Din get to finish kissing the whole house. Oh! Took photo of MY yatch. Lazy to upload.



Dreamed like a rich man.

Posted by Retard at 3:56 PM

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Who needs weight gainers when you can do this


anytime.

I bet I gain more weight than them. Muahahaha!!

Posted by Retard at 10:16 PM

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Finally got my diaper bandage off. I see 3 holes including one long one. Pain.
That's about all of my daily report.


Right, I'm really bored. So let me niam about some random stuff.
Do you believe in effects? I really do. The right words and actions at the right time give really nice effects. Try it; if you know what I mean.

One thing I hate about growing up is that people grows up too; sometimes even faster than you do. So, well, sometimes you lose your advantages over some stuff while others just slip pass.

I'm really bored but it'll be the end of niam-ing for now...

Posted by Retard at 12:01 AM

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

American Pie
American Pie 2
American Pie: The Wedding
American Pie: Band Camp
American Pie: Naked Mile
American Pie: Beta House!!!!

"A lion with a small penis has to compensate with a mighty roar."

Posted by Retard at 1:41 PM

Saturday, December 08, 2007

One should complete their life experience by dislocating their master shoulder then go for an op. Then you will learn how to do everything with your other hand which includes
eating
sleeping
typing
clicking the mouse
bathing
instant messaging
and don't forget, Poo Poo!!

Life has been great. Shall try writing soon...

I've this strange feeing that they wrapped a diaper round my shoulder.
hmm...Just a strange feeling.

Posted by Retard at 6:27 PM

Friday, December 07, 2007

The doctors screwed me. I think I meant I have a screw in my shoulder.



Ok, I din even know went I was knockout. The last thing I heard was "Doctors get ready, patient is going to sleep". Magic.

Posted by Retard at 1:27 PM

Thursday, December 06, 2007

ZOUK


Well, actually it was updated on my prom post. Just to highlight.

Posted by Retard at 11:41 AM

Flashback









Posted by Retard at 12:19 AM

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Well, yesterday marked the end of my cucumber life. I really pity those who didn't attend the event, the missed out one big part of collage life.

Brothers man. Our eyes would never leave pretty girls.

Always a class, stick together as one...Wait, where's Jon Jon?

Girlfriend 1

Girlfriend 2 (erm...hmm...)

My twin

My daughter/peng you
How come daughter no s ar? Where's the other 1?

Girlfriendssssssssssssssssssssssss...

Hohoho, this is super malu...All because of those bastard brothers, say yayaya, Must go dig a hole in the ground to hide my face. -.-

Greatest metamorphosis I've seen. What a swan now.

Well, for the Grand Finale and what I've be waiting for a long long time...
You are so beautiful, to me~
Ahem, I think I should tone down a little.
Oh~ My love~ My darling~

ZOUK!!
Well I am certainly not be going there for a very long time. I'll very much prefer a drinking and soccer watching place to a noisy one...

Posted by Retard at 4:05 AM