Thursday, March 13, 2008

Hoho...I finally have the time to blog. Why? Cause smallville isn't loading, friendster is not working, scrub loading so damn slowly, puff's not online, psp charging and I'm damn tired after gym and soccer.

Where to start. Oh, I've shaved skin head, or maybe the closest I can get without using a knife. It feels so good I don't understand why SAF don't allow.

Remember the kiddy relationship rule, the don't date a girl from your class etc. crap. Well, those are for kids. For us old people, rules are short and sweet.
Never date your friend's ex.
Never date your friend's mother.
Never date your friend's sister; which I beg to differ. Joshy!! I'm still waiting.

Things you should do during your stay.
Chao Keng (but please don't do it blatantly as people have eyes to see)
Wayang (but please don't over do things)
See the MO (even though the self-diagnostic takes only a few sec, the waiting time is enough to kill)
Plan your Att C properly (as usual, don't overdo or you might kenna OOT then recourse)
Bath, is in 4 times a day (well, gov's paying and we have to mind our personal hygiene right)
Suck Tumb (do this as often as you can)
Think before you say anything (don't say if we die we die together. It'll be a joke for weeks)

Things you should not do during your stay.
Be a fuck up kind of person (well, such attitude is only entitled to M*Ts)
Be super enthu (Kan la, every hates wearing green)

First Impression (for Females)
Not sure, from what I gathered:
Looks
Butt
Charisma
Character

First Impression (for Males)
Legs
Face/Boob (alright, its only me for the latter)
Character doesn't seem to be much of a problem at this point. This shows the difference between girlfriend material and wife material.

Ooo. Did I say how lucky I was. Well, the unlucky 14 from my platoon was in for the selection of block leave guard duty. We were suppose to choose a no. from 1 to 14. If it matches the no. SG has in mind then suck tumb. I manage to siam it by not saying a number and letting everyone else go first. Stupid people, shouting their number so loud as if that will reduce their probability of not doing.

Well, people from JC aren't really smart. They can study, but when it comes to common sense, they don't do really well. Taking taping of extra stripes for instance. Just simple folding and taping and they can't do it. Well, this is the product of a holistic education.

Speaking of that, the education system here is ****up. Do you know that the new f***up H1 H2 crap is not recognize in overseas U. They don't even know what the hell syllabus we are studying and that's why you get some funny shit that you have to attach if you are applying for overseas U. Well, to those people, good luck. And you know why Chinese is made so minor? Well, apparently, someone's son wants to go Med sch. And if I'm not wrong, you know why did they change the syllabus? Well, apparently, someone's son wants to go Med sch. So what do you think of the holistic education system that we are stuck in for 12years now?
Outstanding.
Rigged. *Cough*

If you wanna train your abs, dislocate a shoulder. You see, normal person will do 20 push-ups and 30 crunches. A 'disabled' will do 50 crunches. That's crazy. But that's not considered crazy until you do combat PT 1. 1 only, not yet 3 and you can just pray that you have spasm and die.

Fire blanks is fun until you clean your rifle. Freaking dirty. Oh, talking about rifle. I am 1 IA away from marksman. 1 IA and I lost 3 rounds. Basket, deliberate target still have timing. What the hell. And 2 SGs could not remedy my rifle in 20sec. It's not my fault. I want my marksman back.

Ok, that's all for today I guess.

Posted by Retard at 10:07 PM